Tijuana's Daylight

A Story by Abishai100

What's 'magic' for bordertown storyboards (Mexico-America) in this new millennium of traffic-borne poisoned possibility?

A fun pre-summer fanfiction of Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Johnny Depp), which I think you'll like (and enjoy!),

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AMLAN: We're driving to the bordertown from San Diego after the Final-Four game with State.

RAKI: Excellence, brother; I'm brushed-up with my cyber-history reading of the Mexican-American War.

AMLAN: Good; this diamond-misadventure should yield the tones of intelligence for Tijuana's daylight.

The two 'bros' from New England had been working in the SoCal area for a diamond-market corruption ring tied to a bordertown/Tijuana expression for modern Homeland hellfire, and they'd been armed (for Interpol-relation?) with a guitar-case double-set filled with 'American' weaponry, but would this yield a Mexican daybreak for the good folks traversing the Mexican-American borderlines with duty-free honor or handshakes?

AMLAN: I remember my days (Dartmouth) using social-media for pirate-tales of patriotism in Boston.

RAKI: Excellence, brother; perhaps this Tijuana foray will yield insights into the rings of powers.

AMLAN: We'll bring back some 'souvenir' of a real capitalism-race highness for Bostonian handhelds!

Amlan/Raki wanted to infiltrate the diamond-underground characterizing this Tijuana expression of modern capitalism-race lowness and darkness and even mystery! They had their journals and guitar-cases and were busy performing in the streets for the thoroughfare seeking only peace and loveliness for a Western continent 'examination' of safe-passage and normal super-highway commerce (sure).

AMLAN: This fatso Lionel's hiding in this rich crossing-city with diamonds for chemical-monsters!

RAKI: Non-excellence; maybe we'll find a right 'damsel' to provide a decoy-game to thwart his eyes.

AMLAN: Right; you perform the lady-hawk examination for Lionel, while I shoot-out his vehicular leviathan.

ESMERELDA: What're two 'Western-gents' such as yourselves doing in Tijuana's daylight (hmm)?
AMLAN: Looking-for-love in all the places of continental market-chess (ha).

ESMERELDA: Am I this faerie-warrior for you, Prince Amlan?
AMLAN: Maybe...if you're amenable to an underground exposition for cowboys-and-aliens (hmm).

ESMERELDA: I suppose that's an 'American' proposal (for you).

AMLAN: No one buys American these days (ha).

Esmerelda ('Ezzy') did indeed to become Amlan and Raki's special 'faerie-princess' ally in this (Interpol-relation) bordertown/Tijuana 'Crusade' to shut the daylight from the domes of the evil Lionel, tied with some horrid piracy-zone in Sierra Leone, seeking only personal gains in the night-sky of Tijuana's handshakes (Jesus).

LIONEL: You're a street-walker or vampire-queen (of the damned)?
ESMERELDA ('Ezzy'): I've a message from the two mariachis of Tijuana (Amlan/Raki).

LIONEL: What, they want a Blu-ray copy of Pretty Woman (Julia Roberts)?

EZZY: Nah; they want to perform for your henchmen inside your palace (as my escorts!).

LIONEL: This 'sounds' like a 'Mexican' handshake (sure).

TIJUANA CYBER_NEWS: "According to reports, a 'damsel' was seen fleeing the dark palace of Lionel and hopping onto a bus and driving off with a group of street-kids following a Saturday's Eve of diamond-activity, and it was linked to a street-shootout between the Mexican guardsmen and two unlikely/unidentified 'gents' (of Interpol-relation?) using some kind of guitar-case set to knock out the daylight from Lionel's otherwise 'Mexican' heat (wow)."

ESMERELDA: What an adventure for the low-lights of bordertown express, Prince Amlan.

AMLAN: Excellence, Ezzy; I have a beauty-shop dive waiting for you/us in the North (ha).

RAKI: We've managed a small trumpeter's hospitality in Tijuana, no?

ESMERELDA: Perhaps this is a 'sign' of a new brand of post-9/11 era continental daylight?

AMLAN: I'm making a 'cool' American social-media 'mosaic' for tourism-handshakes (now) for all.

RAKI: Excellence!

Fortunately, for Amlan/Esmerelda/Raki, this bordertown 'crossing' proved to be an excellent game for a modern hospitality-handshake for all considering themselves folk-detectives of the long and 'troubles' rich history between Mexico and America, a story perhaps worth the telling, if you're into that sort of thing --- the 'daylight' of continental h (ha).