Hawaii: Streets of Friction

A Story by Abishai100

Can Officer Satan (Amlan) of the Hawaiian-islanders offer the securities-markers for the 'end' of a headless criminal of hell-rationale?

A Hawaii detective-tale drawn from various media, including (the original) Hawaii Five-O. Enjoy!

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Officer Amlan Satan had become a wily navigator in the varied islands, especially Oahu/Kauai and hoped to offer the streets-of-friction extra confidence in travel/transit securities when the nefarious serial-killer known 'ominously' as the Night-Slasher rose to prominence in the summer of 2023 and created a social-media 'parody' post featuring a rather 'lovely' islands-diorama (for 'critique' of modern/Western hospitality tremors veiling the reality of hellmouths requiring ingenuity/heroes).

OFFICER SATAN: This Night-Slasher case should be a fun Oahu/Kauai jaunt as the Pro-Bowl for social-media commentary has generated much summertime 'buzz' for Hawaiians and offers me the special magic-hand to veil myself with 'traveler' Selfies for cyber-chats concerning media/sports cheers that will draw in the serial-killer to 'mark' me as a 'generic' Western/American patriot, perhaps drawing away the danger he poses to others commenting on the Pro-Bowl (now).

Amlan Satan had become a special 'Earth-prince' of the chess of Hawaiian securities/traffic and hid in the Courtyard (hotel) while waiting for the Night-Slasher to check-in, veiled as a 'regular' tourist, perhaps from California/Texas and prepared for this energizer-heroism with his handy-dandy station handgun, hiding his badge, of course (ha).

NIGHT_SLASHER: This time, there's a 'damsel-in-the-dark' who'll offer cover while I pose as a hotel-guest and seek-out Satan's suite for a bladed jaunt for a social-media 'panic' destabilizing all forms of island traffic/consumerism ahead of any real patriot (Pro-Bowl) cyber-commentary (haha).

Well, the plan worked rather well, and Officer Satan drew away the serial-killer from Hawaii's streets-of-friction and to his beloved/charming Courtyard (hotel) where he'd not only inspect all the guest-IDs with computer-terminal access (sanctioned!) but also 'decode' which of the guests was the Night-Slasher himself.

AMLAN: "Now, Hawaii's daytime skies will be bright once more (for tourism)."

NIGHT-SLASHER: Knock, knock.

SATAN: Who's it?
NIGHT-SLASHER: It's room-service...complimentary 'gift' from concierge, sir.

SATAN: Oh, yes...lots of 'celebrity' check-ins recently (right?),

NIGHT-SLASHER: Right-o; I'll wait outside the door, Mr. Satan (ha).

SATAN: Cool...I'll turn off my TV (wait)...cool movie about psychos and cops!

INTERVIEW: The Oahu-Courtyard proved to be a Colosseum of heroics, officer!

AMLAN: Indeed; the Night-Slasher was disoriented and disabled and dethroned.

INTERVIEW: Well...any plans to see the Pro-Bowl (in-person), Mister Satan?
AMLAN: Good idea...I might just stay here (at the Courtyard) for Hawaii-chess.

INTERVIEW: You're a real blessing for the streets-of-friction, officer!

AMLAN: Excellence; social-media posts feel 'higher' (no?).

Yes, well, the Hawaiian 'streets-of-friction' were indeed more hospitable/secured, and it was (all) thanks to the cool hero-work of Officer Amlan Satan who'd cast himself in special pro-police media linked to travel-securities handshakes/cheers as the Pro-Bowl neared when the football season in the United States proceeded (for all).