Pink-Panther: Canadian

A (rather) 'whimsical' re-presentation of the iconic comedy-theft franchise, involving a Quebec-expression for both chess/bread!

A 'bright' adaptation of that iconic thievery-couture franchise The Pink Panther, which I hope you like, 

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Who was the Pink Panther (really)? Was he the man-of-Quebec who was, incidentally, a chess-master and writer named Amlan Satan who decided to employ himself for a blood-diamond baron-investment 'interception' for a museum exhibition 'deed' worth the social-media commentary (for capitalism-race IQ)?

PINK_PANTHER: I've 'left-behind' my sporting-gloves for this pink-diamond 'lift' monitored by the (rumored) bloody-diamond baron (Ion-company) to dissuade any 'copycat' chess-stalemate examination(s) in this post Cold-War era of 'incomplete-distances' to (real) magic (wow).

Amlan Satan had become a celebrated superstitions-writer and cyber-chess master and quite popular on social-media platforms for his fans/readers/competitors, but few thought he was (really) the Pink Panther himself, the dastardly 'ninja-expert' thief who infiltrated the treasure-exhibition (Quebec museum!) with laser-cutting and powdered floor-crawling and substitution of the 'genuine' (insured!) pink-diamond (Ion-company) with a 'fantastic' replica (using a simple HCL cutting substance!).

ION_COMPANY: "We've no clue if this (Interpol-relation?) street-insurance commentary/examination(s) 'musketeer' was the messenger of this Earth-Canadian realm of capitalism-race chess-investments for gem-marketing excellence, but we're sure (certainly) this is 'lore' for modern historians studying the street-lyric(s) of museum-holding(s) materialism (for the Ego)."

EZZY SATAN: Are you the Pink-Panther, dad?
AMLAN SATAN: I've heard the street-chat(s), and I've no inkling of this!

EZZY: Somehow I wish you are the Pink-Panther (himself).

AMLAN: How'd you surmise this 'ninja-artist' (Interpol-relation?) is male?

EZZY: I guess I just wished it was you, daddy.

AMLAN SATAN: Why's that, Esmerelda?

EZZY: I'd feel like mom (if she were still here) would 'love' this cartoon.

AMLAN: Good for social media (but bad for 'education' matter, sweetie).

Ezzy didn't think her father (Dr. Satan) was the Pink Panther (really), but perhaps he was the 'culprit-maestro' of the lift of the (Ion-company) 'colored' treasure (insured). This was high-writing for capitalism-race games/sport, but if this Earth-prince/writer (Amlan Satan) found cool intelligence for cyber-chess circles and superstitions-writing, why'd Quebec insist he was the Pink-Panther (himself)?

DELILAH (Girlfriend): I (too) wish you're the Pink Panther (himself).

AMLAN SATAN: Why's that, Delilah my-love?
DELILAH: I respect/admire your net-work(s), but you 'seem' like him.

AMLAN: How'd you surmise this bad-fellow is male?

DELILAH: Oh, I just want some social-media glitter/fun, darling.

AMLAN: You should focus on your Quebec fashion-spreads, Delilah (now).

DELILAH: Right...for Ezzy's cheer.

Well, the truth was mysterious/ambiguous, but the 'deed' achieved by the now 'famous' Pink Panther (ID-unknown) had created a 'fantastic' street-lore in the annals of treasure-insurance storytelling, and Delilah insisted she/Amlan attend the rescreening of a mod-Western thief-couture 'cult-classic' (Killing Zoe) to 'absorb' all this modern-(Canadian)-bread creativity (ha).

EZZY: Wow, a college-sports doll (for me)?

SATAN: For your b-day, sweetie.

EZZY: Oh, get one for Delilah (your girlfriend)!

SATAN: A replica/carbon-copy (for you two)?

EZZY: Why not...it's a Canadian 'fun' for TV-money (no?).

SATAN: Alright (thanx).

PINK_PANTHER: "I've no clue who this Amlan Satan is, this cyber-chess 'educator' and superstition(s)-writer (online) in Quebec, and I (do) admire his literary alter-ego (Shadow), but I assure my 'fans' of Canadian capitalism-readings that I'm far too 'bold' (really) to be likened to Satan (himself)."

Well, Dr. Satan was in the Canadian park-area with Ezzy when he realized that all this pink-treasure high-writing in the streets (Quebec) would offer him a 'fantastic' inspiration for a new storyboard about a mystery-ninja performing a 'cool' heroics for a Fort-Knox (gold!) security matter (good photo-graphics, good for social media).

DELILAH: An (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-brunch plate for V-day?

SATAN: You've earned the laurel(s), for becoming my writer's-muse, honey.

DELILAH: I hear this goes 'good' with mutton/wine (doc).

SATAN: Sure; it's a great 'treasure' lyric for all that's Canadian-art(s).

Who was the Pink Panther (really)? We do think (arguably) that Amlan Satan wasn't (actually) the ninja-maestro of Quebec (Canadian) lore, but it's a (rather) odd-coincidence that both of these 'good-fellows' were (indeed) professed 'culture-fans' of various French dialects (good for social media).

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)