Bonnie/Clyde

An adaptation of the legend of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, modernized and fitted onto 21st-Century personalities (of social-media/capitalism bread).

An adaptation of the story of Bonnie and Clyde. Thanks for reading! 

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Meet Clyde, a modern Algerian-American who got weary with his life of defending barons of capitalism as a legal consultant and whisked away his mail-order-bride from Ireland (Bonnie) for a cross-country adventure beginning/ending in a Homeland-Jersey expression for lifestyle social media commentary concerning fortune-readings for those 'downtrodden' by the darker forces of 21st-Century 'wolfen' materialism-chess.

Meet Bonnie, Clyde's soul-mate who didn't dream her 'misadventures' with Clyde would yield a modern Western/American nightmare of terrible proportion(s) drawing out the monster-face of capitalism-race 'chess' for a terrible tragedy concerning social media culture commentary of the labyrinth of banks, diamonds, consumerism, insurance, and the unavoidable Ego of Facebook.

INTERVIEW: You claim Clyde made a Facebook post that led to their demise?

COP: I'd been awaiting their terrible return to Echelon for a final job.

INTERVIEW: Well, how much did they take of insured matter (America)?

COP: Maybe $10M, but we're uncertain, as there'd been some Interpol-matter!

INTERVIEW: Water-guns filled with acid?

COP: Bonnie was an eco-activist and liked blood-diamond 'acid' messaging.

INTERVIEW: A tale of two 'kitties' as a backlash to Treasure Island Depression.

COP: It's a fare-safe universe (now) for a Homeland-Jersey TrumpUSA image.

INTERVIEW: Cool (thanx).

BONNIE: I love the Echelon-Mall.

CLYDE: It's a stand for history in Homeland consumerism, and examination.

BONNIE: You made some Facebook-post, for insurance?

CLYDE: Sure, honey; I told ya we'd get all the way back to Voorhees!
BONNIE: I feel like we're 'faerie' journal-writers for what's become paranoia.

CLYDE: When there's treasure-chess weakness, there's darkness in the skies!

BONNIE: Maybe we should move (to Berlin).

CLYDE: I want to manage a chess-cake bakery operation (there).

BONNIE: Cool (good for social media).

 

INTERVIEW: They left you a batch of chess-cake cookies?

ARIZONA RESIDENT: They said it was some vet-job message about diamonds.

INTERVIEW: Was there (any) suspicion of Bonnie-Clyde myth(s)?

ARIZONA RESIDENT: Hey, if they end up defeated, I'll attend the service(s).

INTERVIEW: Cool (thanx).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)