Amlan Satan's 'B+' Trophy

A Story by Abishai100

Narrated fan-claim that his Thanksgiving-football 'symbolism' treasure is somehow an Earthling-superstition item of (incomplete) bureaucracy-paranoia!

A football-card collector/fan presents his 'theory' that his special holiday-season (American) sportsmanship 'trophy' somehow represents a human-world superstition of (incomplete) civilization-honey, loosely drawn from the possessions/treasure paranoia concepts of the pseudo-exorcism Stephen King adapted-film Needful Things (Ed Harris),

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My name's Amlan Satan, and I've a special Homeland (American) football-card collector treasure/trophy to re-present as an Earthling-image for all things sportsmanship, lifestyle, patriotism, holiday-season (Thanksgiving!) media/commentary, and Super Bowl 'premonitions' consciousness. This is my trophy-tale, and it's an 'academic' social-media friendly expression for home-life confidence...or obsession (for faces!).

I live with my mom in a Homeland-Jersey suburbia (Echelon) and like experiments with Thanksgiving-food to complement my love of holiday-season TV-fanfare for (American) football, and such wild life-fun may include wings with bleu-cheese, Indian bread with cranberry sauce, shrimp-stuffed turkey with cream-sauce, and even Vodka with pumpkin-juice (wow). Well, this Thanksgiving, I wrote about my special American football treasure card, a Detroit rookie-QB item, inspiring me to derive a brand-new bleu-cheese recipe for wild-rice (hmm).

STORY_EXCERPT: "As I dreamt of this new-recipe for the holiday-season to spice my TV-watch for (American) football/sportsmanship and felt somehow suddenly hypnotized by my Detroit-QB card and believed it would transport me to Saturn-rings in my 'classic-auto' focus for capitalism 'race' consciousness, and surely I'd not escape this form for incomplete bureaucracy-paranoia (terrorism, etc.) drawn daydreams (somehow 'linked' to sportsmanship-storytelling)...and I wondered if my Thanksgiving-football 'trophy' was (now) mutating me into a 'racer-x' of universal patriot conception."

Well, why wouldn't I entertain such fanfare-daydream media-culture fantasy in this new age of Homeland bureaucracy-challenges and globalism-rhetoric 'troubles' like disease (Coronavirus)? My Thanksgiving-football fan-collectors 'trophy' item (Detroit-QB card!) would be an application of my 'religion' thought for Earthling consciousness, for any soul invested in the language and art of American-life depth (or baldness).

READER: I must say, good-fellow, your Thanksgiving-trophy (media) is quiet-IQ.

ME (Mr. Amlan Satan): Surely is, and thanx; bureaucracy-readings inspiration(s).

READER: Thanksgiving is American custom; shaped by social-media (mod) life.

ME: Surely is, and thanx; conveniences for email make family-chat(s) bound!

READER: Why this particular Detroit-QB (rookie-card) trophy for storytelling/IQ?

ME: That's not a deep-thought inquiry; it's a 'matter' for sportsmanship-diet.

READER: Be careful, good-fellow; the Devil wears a hat for 'opera' bowls.

ME: Thanx (bureaucracy-readings).

MOM: You should find a lady-friend and settle-down, even if in our house, son.

ME (Mr. Amlan Satan): If I do, which I may, I'll gift her a robot-figurine doll-toy!

MOM: Take seriously, Satan; this is a time of media vertigo clouding calmness.

ME: Surely is, but I can't find distance from my hobbies in-time for Romanticism.

MOM: That's what worries me...the Devil 'smells' the toy-lands of bureaucracy.

ME: Thanx, ma.

That's my story, and it's (quietly) American. I find great spirit/mystery in my special/awesome Thanksgiving-football media/fanfare 'trophy' (my Detroit-QB rookie-card of Super Bowl 'premonition') a great (incomplete?) bureaucracy superstitions/paranoia 'medicine' for Homeland life/culture/experience. Perhaps what makes my Thanksgiving 'academic' trophy a modest image for Selfie-culture happiness (or isolationism) is its special spotlight for all things (simply)...designed.