Flash/Cold: Earthling-Wires

Can the speedy Flash (super human) match the dark-wit(s) of an ice-gun wielding Captain Cold in a martial plan to defame a real Earth-safari?

DC Comics fanfiction. Happy '24 all! 

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Now, Flash was hot on the trail, using his super human speed and agility, to track the vile Earthling-nemesis known as Captain Cold (or just 'Cold') who devised a really horrid schema to invade a world-safari (tourism) area with a specially-made 'ice-gun' (pure liquid-nitrogen!) intending to horrify the animalia prowling the grand environment, perhaps for an ugly social media bureaucracy-reading about incomplete-distances to transit/traffic securities 'feelings' in photo-synthesis magic (for the Ego).

FLASH: Don't you worry none, human, for my speed is quick for ice-evasions.

INTERVIEW: Do you 'doubt' (now), Flash, that 'Cold' is an Earth-safari hater?
FLASH: Captain-Cold's no good-friend of tourism and animalia-landscapes, IQ!

INTERVIEW: You'll likely (then) create run-ring around his Hell ice-gun shots.

FLASH: Count on such speedy intuition(s), for safari-sticker memory in light.

INTERVIEW: Godspeed (for photo-synthesis).

The deranged 'Cold' had already parked in the safari-area, creating an underground dug-tunnel 'lair' from which he created a special journal-writing 'enterprise' in which he outlined his 'personal-consciousness' for the use of Hell's ice to freeze animalia-landscapes simply to destroy tourism for Earthlings (wow). In one section of Captain-Cold's awful journal-write(s), the vile crazy wrote fluidly, "No speed of light shall deter my agenda to deform the organic fruits/bread of Earth-transit imagination, for my frozen-temp intention is simply and purely one of an 'art' in dark-side field goals (for dangers)."

Wow, we all (secretly) hoped the heroic-speedy Flash would triumph in this Earthling-tourism area of great animalia-landscapes, a world-safari for transit/optimism, and Captain-Cold's ugly ice-gun was the bad-stuff materialism destroyer-weapon that drew intimations of something awful, creating fragility from the air of regular (organic!) life. Fortunately, Flash ran rings around his ice-gun fire-lines to frustrate 'Cold' into a fuming-frenzy after which he scurried back into his underground dug-tunnel lair, vowing not to return to the safari or to Earth above-ground without a 'direction' field goal schema for (awful) revenge (wow).

INTERVIEW: You find this nitrogen-research center quite a marvel, Flash?
FLASH: After what we all endured from Cold-Hell, this is surely magic-IQ.

INTERVIEW: Seems Captain-Cold's become a vanished ghost for self-exile?

FLASH: Seems surely so, good-human; I'm getting a yearning for ice-cream.

INTERVIEW: Great for social media examination(s), Flash...thanx!

FLASH: You too (farewell).

Flash found himself at an American (Princeton) Homeland-Jersey library, doing microfiche-library studies on post-WWII Roswell-invasion superstitions/paranoia and thought deeply (now) why the 'fantastic' exile of Captain Cold yielded a special 'ghost-magic' light for bureaucracy-readings concerning Earthling-fears of hospitality-readings frailties and outright terrorism language-arts (for all). Perhaps this chapter in the grand deeds and heroics-albums of the swift/speedy (and witty!) Flash would prove to be a grand feather in the annals of civilization's (unique) wind.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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