Colorado Knight/Day

Amlan Satan flees the Crimean-invasion landscape and finds Colorado-'tussle' en-route to a hopeful Earthling 'expression' for wrought distance to loaded axes.

A survival-theosophy tale very-much inspired by First Blood (Sylvester Stallone). Enjoy! 

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: "All this post-WWII microfiche Roswell-IQ is invasion-date."

Amlan Satan was flooded in his brain with invasion-consciousness following his stationing at a Crimean-invasion 'symbol' spot during the Eastern Euro-currency 'waves' in Earth-storyboards and found himself departing from the Russian/Ukraine madness as a non-deployed/dismissed/retired/honorable soldier (with Algerian-Ukraine roots/descendancy) and landed in the Western-American Homeland (Colorado) seeking social-media comforts/amenity-chess for an Earthling friendly lifestyle-reading, but he wondered if this was simply a 'veil' for something else (hmm).

COLORADO FOREST RANGER (Daniels): You doubt this hospitality-environment.

AMLAN SATAN: I just want a retirement-view for Colorado snow/Xmas, ok?

DANIELS: Well, I've no 'sympathies' for randoms wandering from Euro-games IQ.

AMLAN SATAN: Wow, you already treat me like some ex-patriate for news!

DANIELS: I dunno if I (truly) care if you're an 'avid-fan' of Captain America, sir.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm just looking for post-Crimean lifestyle, Ranger-Chief, ok?

DANIELS: I'm gonna track your post-Crimean 'scent' for Xmas-snow, Mr. Satan.

AMLAN SATAN: Is that some kind of 'terrorism-superstition' threat for veil?

DANIELS: Whatever works for your thinking, Mr. Satan; I'm no Euro-journalist.

AMLAN SATAN: Thanx...good bureaucracy-reading for my camping-relief(s).

DANIELS: Good (Facebook-like).

Why'd Amlan Satan think this hospitality-reading for a Colorado camping 'fitness' post-escape from war/invasion ridden Crimea would yield any form for Earthling-lifestyle in the Western-American Homeland with a forest-ranger with dubious hospitality-readings for terrorism-superstitions? Daniels, the Colorado Xmas-season forest-ranger had already somehow 'marked' Amlan as a 'wayward' soul with drunken rebelliousness in his 'brain' following departure from the Euro-currency Hell, despite Mr. Satan's certain pensive view of simplified snow-trekking and almost-religious cemetery-prayers of fallen-soldier/refugee depression (for the Ego).

DANIELS: What the hell are you reporting here, minion?

RANGER: This guy was being harassed by our forest-personnel, chief!

DANIELS: So what, who cares?
RANGER: He retaliated and fled into the snowy hills as invisible.

DANIELS: He rebelled.

RANGER: I think he's the real-deal, kind of 'natural' soldier, chief!

DANIELS: Well, maybe this is a chess-stalemate Euro-daylight he sought, ha.

RANGER: Let's be wary, chief; this guy's simply survivalism-consciousness.

DANIELS: Who doesn't like snow-Xmas Colorado woods calendar image, minion?

RANGER: Yes, sir.

Daniels was no average Homeland 'patriot-fan' of securities for terrorism-superstitions and decidedly had marked Mr. Amlan Satan, depressed ex-Crimean 'hero' of medallions, as a terrorist-prospect given his 'flight' from Euro-darkness post-heroics and considered his Colorado-snow range wanderings and eventual rebellion against the ranger forces harassing him as an outright expression of continental dangers requiring a 'calendar' image for choreographed controls for his oblivion. Irony was Mr. Satan simply sought a Colorado-flight for materialism-vanities prayers after departing from the Euro-madness (for perhaps a Facebook-distance).

DANIELS: He left a toy-rifle 'memento' following escape from Rangers?

RANGER: He carried-out survival-perfection with assembled weapons.

DANIELS: I have to deal with him...personally, minion.

RANGER: Sir, we've no intuition about his locale or momentum (now).

DANIELS: I won't let this depression-stat mar my career for heaven, minion.

RANGER: Yes, sir.

DANIELS: I know you worry about his multi-tasking, but this is 'media' control.

RANGER: Yes, sir (for bureaucracy-readings).

DANIELS: He's no (American) dualist, minion.
RANGER: Yes, sir!

SATAN: Why'd you stalk me, Daniels?

DANIELS: You became my hobby, Mr. Satan (ha).

SATAN: Now, I've you at knife-point, chief.

DANIELS: You made it to some Colorado-lodge, for a lady-hostess, girlfriend?

SATAN: You leave Ezzy out of this, chief.

DANIELS: Well, you're home-free...but you've only to slit my bloody-throat!

SATAN: I'm no bloody-murderer, Daniels, ok?

DANIELS: Then, flee like you're born-to-do, and keep this stalemate secret.

SATAN: That's a super deal, chief...for any American...for Colorado-Xmas.

DANIELS: Good...I'll keep you secret as a 'diplomacy' refugee, Satan.

SATAN: Thanx; Ezzy/I will send you some Xmas-Facebook like (farewell).

DANIELS: Wow, I feel like your benefactor...something out of Dickens, hero!

SATAN: That's your bread (cool).

This miracle of micro-culture 'celebrity' news was that Daniels kept Amlan's residential 'diplomacy-status' a secret following Satan's consented forgiveness of the fanatical Colorado-ranger's stalking of his post-war/invasion forest-prowling survivalist status (wow). Amlan stayed in Colorado, met the 'maiden' in the lodge where he entered for medial-aid (Ezzy), and married her. He'd keep this entire 'misadventure' a secret while the Rangers filed the 'incident' as simply post-war/invasion trauma-related self-defense 'controversy' for localized cleaning/spins.

JOURNALIST: This was a man simply seeking forgetting post-flight Hell?
DANIELS: He's a married-man, living with his darling; we're not prosecuting!

JOURNALIST: You were under his knife, perhaps (rumored), chief?

DANIELS: We've a media-associate who's writing a grand hospitality-fable now.

JOURNALIST: Sounds like an ironic-twist for war-ridden psychology, chief!

DANIELS: Anything's possible in America...for hospitality-image calendars.

JOURNALS: Cool (thanx for the bondage).

DANIELS: Whatever (Facebook-poke or something).

Well, readers, for this new millennium 'landscape' of incomplete-distances to Homeland (American) comforts for miracles, ex-war soldier Amlan Satan found ironic/secret havens in the Colorado environment, with his darling-wife Ezzy and escaped the fury-doughnuts of extremist forest-ranger Daniels in that Xmas-season of ominous 'terrorism' superstitions and made for a discovery of evasion of leviathan, perhaps for a bureaucracy-reading worth its weight in silver-and-dramatizations (for all!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)