Redwood: Creeper-Jack's Bound

A Story by Abishai100

What's it take for Homeland transit-securities defense in the face of a dark-side 'bad-angel' who may be an old-London 'imp-devil' reborn...for Earthling-arms?

A Homeland superstition forest 'faerie-tale' featuring the nasty horror-avatar Creeper (Jeepers-Creepers) with a 'fantastic' allusion to the imp/devil Spring-heeled Jack (old-London lore). Thanks for reading (and Happy '24!),

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Amlan recounts his extra-ordinary 'misadventure' in the Redwoods (Cali-Homeland) involving an exchange with an Invader-zombie specter named Creeper, in hat and coat and wielding battle-axes hands of decapitation 'agenda' for terrorism-superstitions/paranoia in the post-9/11 Earth of incomplete-distances to transit-securities (for social media 'confidence' in traffic-consciousness!) and liked likening the Creeper to the old-London imp-devil of street-terror named Spring-heeled Jack (19th-Century England), for a mod-American cyber-citizenry 'Selfie' culture commentary for everyday-life sanity (wow).

AMLAN: No possibility for (shared) comment without my 3 'exorcist' allies.

AMLAN: This 'Creeper' specter in bat-wings is (in deed) Spring-heeled Jack!

MARCUS: We're to the Redwood-lore for flare-and-exorcist hands 'magic' IQ.

EZZY: We must find the ideal bureaucracy-reading 'treasure' for Creeper-Jack.

DANICA: That's what's his name for Redwood-magic...'Creeper-Jack' (wow).

AMLAN: This'll be a nice 'quill' for social-media storyboards (photo-synthesis).

Our Homeland quartet of heroes called themselves the 'Reliables' for their pseudo-exorcist hands of flare-and-bureaucracy treasure-stand statements to treat the 'Creeper' in the Redwoods (Cali-Homeland) as if he was (in deed) somehow Spring-heeled Jack reborn or the Devil himself, and they hoped to procure a special 'superstition' comment (even if half-secret!) for social-media citizenry commentary (shared) for Earth/American transit-securities image (and bureaucracy).

RELIABLES: We ground you here/now, Creeper-Jack with flare-light and IQ.

CREEPER: Your once-shot to my bat-wings in the woods now requires chess!

RELIABLES: We bring the light/bureaucracy 'reading' for Earthling-stand(s).

CREEPER: What's this half-exorcist 'ghost-magic' stand you claim to offer (now)?

RELIABLES: It invokes a special Homeland 'confidence' for image in distances.

CREEPER: Proceed!

RELIABLES (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica): You're tied with Spring-heeled Jack?

CREEPER: Perhaps I'm that old-London 'street-Jack' reborn; or the Devil!

RELIABLES: You make for an Earthling-transit superstitions 'game' for Hell?

CREEPER: You've grounded my flight-wing with flare-shot; now I need chess.

RELIABLES: That's what we've brought --- social-media 'image' for chess-IQ.

CREEPER: Proceed!

The Reliables proceeded to invoke the special logic-language of the Liar-paradox with a special 'Earthling-communications intelligibility' relevances for sportsmanship/traffic shaping IQ, chess-tying the expression "Every statement is incomplete" with a competency/diligence consciousness formatting for Homeland/American media-net intelligence for self-organized activity confidence in manmade 'religious' bureaucracy (wow).

RELIABLES: Grounding you for Redwood-lore with 'flare' is damsel-secret, no?
CREEPER: You rescued that camping magazine-culture 'fan' damsel (grounding).

RELIABLES: "Every statement is incomplete" (for bureaucracy-readings) chess.

CREEPER: You cite competency/diligence for communication-intelligence, ok.

RELIABLES: The rescued damsel's tie with magazine-culture is civilization-sign!

CREEPER: Why's 'every statement incomplete' for bureaucracy/chess, heroes?

RELIABLES: We've the sports-net bureaucracy-reading for activity-sovereignty.

CREEPER: A youth 'game' foe media-world vanities, fools?

RELIABLES: There's nothing foolish, Creeper-Jack; it's a competition-sanity.

CREEPER: Hmmm...for a bureaucracy/magazine 'fare' for fiction-indulgences.

RELIABLES: Shall we proceed (for a Homeland/American social-media IQ)?

CREEPER: Proceed!

Our heroic 'Reliables' team of pseudo-exorcist hands (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica) proceeded to illustrate how the Liar-paradox 'reference' ("Every statement is incomplete") was a cool citation of net-activity self-organized shaping for communication-intelligence IQ and Earthling-culture 'shine' in network-language (for profitable bureaucracy).

CREEPER: You charge me (directly now) as an 'adversary' of bureaucracy-chess.

RELIABLES: For the 'shine' of Earthling-culture statements in fortune-dominion.

CREEPER: Exorcist nonsense (proceed!).

RELIABLES: We now chess-tie the Liar-paradox with Super Bowl '23 (1989).

CREEPER: I know of it, heroes; 49ers-Bengals diligence versus style IQ.

RELIABLES: A 'nearly-perfect' chess-stalemate for net-activity boxing, Jack!

CREEPER: Proceed.

RELIABLES: We've this Montana-QB media-'trophy' for statement-showcase.

CREEPER: You still insist I'm Spring-heeled Jack (reborn), eh?

RELIABLES: Aren't you, like that London-Jack, a 'challenger' for life-workshops?

CREEPER: Proceed!

RELIABLES: Bowl-'23 featured that 49ers-Bengals 'duality' in style/diligence.

CREEPER: I said that (already!).

RELIABLES: Surely, such an 'equivalence' in fan-axes for media-light is life?

CREEPER: What's your supposition, heroes?

RELIABLES: You must self-exile as a (private) critic of theater (for books).

CREEPER: Perhaps you've made 'claim' for an Earthling-IQ (in media-fashion!).

RELIABLES: Farewell (then).

CREEPER: Fine, for a bureaucracy-deed; keep the 'examination' secret, heroes!

RELIABLES: Good.

Amlan would make 'toast' of this 'Redwood-art' micro-miracle with a world-exchange reflection culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) to recount what was made for discovery in this pseudo-exorcist 'statement-stand' for Earthling-culture...a ('rich') hospitality-reading for life-nets in the 2st-Century. Perhaps this eerie/axes-hands 'Creeper-Jack' (perhaps truly Spring-heeled Jack reborn or the Devil himself disguised for terrorism/invasion superstitions in the post-9/11 era Homeland), had met his 'match' in the Reliables' discreet noteworthy expressions of (actual) beryl for bureaucracy-readings (wow).