Dolphin-Bound*

How does media-life and sports-matrix fanfare blend for two Ivy-pals who're approached (online) secretly by a 'challenger' claiming he's an old-London devil?

A Homeland superstition-tale featuring a colorful reference to the imp-devil Spring-heeled Jack (old-London lore) and mod-American superstitions of NFL-football fanfare. Thanks for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of media 'fanfiction' offers no ties to the NFL or any representative person(s)/body and is therefore a purely 'personal' expression (for 'open' creativity). 

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AMLAN: Living together in this Homeland-Jersey suburbia is football-art IQ.

RAKI: We're grad-pals of Echelon-town for residence-photo stories for sports!

AMLAN: This upcoming Dolphins-Chief 'showcase' for wild-card chess is good.

RAKI: Perchance this makes for an Earthling-image in American football-marks.

AMLAN: For Facebook-like(s), pal.

Amlan and Raki, grad-pals from Dartmouth, had settled into their new shared townhouse, seeking good-times and football-superstitions storyboards for social-media/commentary culture in the States and hoped they'd find good-charm(s) for Selfie-commentary in fan/city biases for American football lore (and bureaucracy-readings!).

They wondered if this superstition-football form of American Homeland writing/shares would draw the Romanticism-IQ interest of some lovely NFL-cheerleaders, whom they wished to court-for-magic with their 'cool' Ivy-degree. Well, that's not what happened immediately, since all this 'charm(s)' work ironically firstly drew the interest of an old-London street-imp who wandered the 19th-Century Earthling-streets creating stranger lifestyle/traffic paranoia (perhaps for a bureaucracy-reading).

SPRING-HEELED JACK: Are you disbelieving I'm challenging you online (games)?

AMLAN/RAKI: We're fans of this Madden-football Dolphins-Chiefs simulation.

SPRING-HEELED JACK: You 'doubt' that I'm Spring-Heeled Jack?

AMLAN/RAKI: Maybe you're (simply) an Ivy-rival liking our football-dioramas?

SPRING-HEELED JACK: No, Ivy-pals; I'm in deed that old-London imp (reborn!).

AMLAN/RAKI: Well, we know of the lore, and we like Jeepers-Creepers films.

SPRING-HEELED JACK: I know nothing of mod-American horror-cinema, pals!
AMLAN/RAKI: Good, good, we at least accept this modest challenge (online).

SPRING-HEELED JACK: Fine; I'll rep the Chiefs (bureaucracy-readings).

AMLAN/RAKI: Cool, but your choice for the Chiefs is some 'American' note?

SPRING-HEELED JACK: I believe the Dolphins may not prove weight here (ok?).

AMLAN/RAKI: Sounds like a solid-gold plan, for a bureaucracy-reading chess.

Well, Amlan/Raki had made for quite a cyber-activity interest with this mystery-anonymous online (Madden-football) 'challenger' claiming he was (secretly!) Spring-heeled Jack somehow reborn for a 'new' bureaucracy-readings for life/traffic superstitions or commentary (hmmm). Well, Amlan/Raki proceeded to strategize together and used the Dolphins-force in their synthesized challenge with the wild-card playoff 'representative' showcase with the Chiefs. Sure, the Chiefs boasted an excellent field goal 'captain' and proved to be a challenge for the Ivy-pals who loved American football (honestly!). However, the Dolphins boasted a stat-equivalence in game-win record in the '23 season. Was Spring-heeled Jack creating some cloud-atlas 'language-arts' for an 'examination' of American Homeland (Earthling) sports-diorama wind (for bureaucracy-reading)?

SPRING-HEELED JACK: Damn, you retaliated with a 4th-period 10-pt. return!

AMLAN/RAKI: You'd led through the entire close-scoreline synthesized game.

SPRING-HEELED JACK: What's this Dolphins-bread prove to you, citizens?

AMLAN/RAKI: There's a 'space' in the universe for modelized competition-IQ?

SPRING-HEELED JACK: Well-put, Ivy-pals; perhaps this is life/traffic study!

AMLAN/RAKI: You sound like a 'mischievous-inquisitor' of American-IQ, Jack.

SPRING-HEELED JACK: That's what I am, pals; keep this cyber-art secret too.

AMLAN/RAKI: Cool...farewell...Spring-heeled Jack (ha).

SPRING-HEELED JACK: Anonymous Facebook-poke.

Amlan/Raki wondered if their secret cyber-challenger and inquisitor was indeed Spring-heeled Jack, somehow reborn for a mod-American Homeland competition-windows 'culture' examination, involving two 'diplomats' of Earthling-football culture's 'incomplete-distances' to traffic-imagination for the 'bread' of materialism-leviathans...the uncertainty tied with competition-chance and superstitions of victory/defeat invoking a ghost-image of all things that life creates for (unusual) humbled gambling (wow).

AMLAN: I got us bleu-cheese for sausage-pizza, pal.

RAKI: Do you get this 'stranger' feeling that cyber-gamester was that imp?

AMLAN: Spring-heeled Jack.

RAKI: We certainly 'accented' our superstition-stories for football-oddity, pal.

AMLAN: Surely...perhaps that's the test...we 'evaded' that Jack's dough.

RAKI: For bureaucracy's pizza and cheese (cool).

AMLAN: We should court some lovely-lady fans of this game...for 'street' flare.

RAKI: Write-on (good).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)