Double-Detector: Vampire

A Story by Abishai100

A tale of darkness detected, vampires invisible, Homeland-Jersey expression for bureaucracy's exorcists, and a shining example of Earth definition.

A vampire-lore set in New Jersey.

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Are vampires, blood-sucking humanoids cursed by a ravenous craving for punctures and ingestion of human-blood for that lust for life in the dark, somehow real? Sure, they'd become Earth-lore for immortality and the undead and been cast as 'celebrities' for alternative-lifestyle and even seen a following for cult-behaviors and offbeat 'lyrics' for Hell-interest, and one detective, Mr. Amlan Satan, decided to perform a special library-microfiche readings 'examination' of tying vampire-superstitions with invasion-paranoia, or some form for Occult/deviance intellectualism. He was sure there were lurking/invisible vampires (somehow) hiding-out in South Jersey, in his hometown of incomplete-distances readings to the 'matter' of cerebral exorcist-thinking (hmmm).

MR. SATAN: "I'm certain of it now, and so certain, my Selfie-commentary for superstitions 'sportsmanship' writing/arts (cyber) shall cast me as a special myth-hunter in New Jersey (American Homeland) to seek-out these invisible legends of darkness and blood-thirst who've inspired much pedestrian/citizenry 'interest' for folk-tales and mythology and even offbeat cult-like behaviors for what'd become a social media 'expression' for diplomatic research!"

Believe it or not, this curious Homeland-Jersey detective got himself a 'classic' vampire-hunter/tracker 'kit' of metaphysical and handy-tools and items, including the known magic of holy-water for warding off the blood-drinker's 'undying' interest for craven human-life drainage for pure selfishness in filthy malice/mischief. All he needed now was a worthy partner-detective to find the evil-folks whom he was sure laid signposts to draw detectives to them...for a 'game' of Earthly distance(s).

MR. MARCUS RAKI: "I read the posts of Amlan Satan online, and I knew he'd taken his proofs/research (quite) seriously, and I (too) sought-out the myth-lines to warrant a proof-quest for drawing closer to the vampires who drew for challenge/games some curious force of exorcist-thinking to their Homeland-Jersey 'lairs' for social-media commentary about Earth's shocking diet for fashion/capitalism."

Our two curiously 'shocking' valiant detectives for vampire-exorcist 'consciousness' (Amlan and Marcus) had become a fine-pair for double-detector storytelling, and this is their story, in a Homeland-Jersey social media culture 'friendly' expression of 'drawn' darkness-examinations for blood-thirst intelligence/distance! Well, clues led them to Haddonfield (South Jersey), where they knew the daily sunset-hours created an almost 'uncanny' eerie silence of residential/shopping peace hiding the 'natural-presence' of (real) vampires who thought their laid 'signs' would draw-out some brave-fools for a game of distance, and perhaps even social media 'photo-graphics' for Earthly diet (wow).

LIZZY: Welcome to our quaint area of South Jersey quietness, detectives.

EZZY: We're pleased to consider you our very-special guests for interview, ha.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We're sure now you're some siren-hostesses of some vampire-coven!
LIZZY: If we were, we'd need you to offer some prize-sign acumen of your hypothesis.

EZZY: If we're not simply 'fans' of vampire-IQ, and actual immortals, we'd require brilliance.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We know your vampires of Jersey laid tracks of lines to immortal-eeriness!

LIZZY: So...you find us immortals for games to draw you into a 'lair' for charms of challenge.

EZZY: Why'd you not guess we're merely 'hostesses' of vampire-mythology fanfare, gents?

AMLAN/MARCUS: We're certain in this quiet/hiding-place, you shun life's normal bread.

LIZZY: Hmmm.
EZZY: We don't like garlic-bread, despite our 'comfy' residence in Jersey-lake area dowry.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We've shocked you with our brilliance, for a social-media 'home' dialogue.

LIZZY: Damn.

Lizzy and Ezzy really were immortals, vampires of the 'kind' that Amlan Satan and Marcus Raki sought in their special Homeland-Jersey (Haddonfield) residence-haven 'interrogation' for natural-presence mischief in blood-thirst and antisocial consciousness (wow). When they shunned the garlic-bread 'gift' that Amlan/Marcus pulled out from their carrying-case, Lizzy had no choice in all humility to reveal her fangs and natural sensual interest in Ezzy as a co-siren 'hostess' of the undead...in our social-media/Selfie culture of incomplete-distances readings to bureaucracy's special 'flare' for invisible/hidden dialysis (damn).

AMLAN: So, the garlic-bread 'examination' yielded a positive-result for the vampire-chess.

MARCUS: Apparently, according to 'lovely' Ezzy, the Haddonfield-coven's a master-devil.

AMLAN: Whoever this 'Lord Duty' may be, we'd consider our modest-trophy a brain-clue!

MARCUS: We'll at least derive a grand fine 'target' for hospitality-readings of bread/fruit.

AMLAN: Damn.

Amlan/Marcus were now hot on the trail of this mysterious/unknown Lord Duty, some master-class vampire 'captain' of the South Jersey area they were certain would yield a fine bureaucracy image for vampire-superstitions, at least worthy of a Pulitzer-caliber novel to 'resurrect' those poor-dead souls who'd fallen-victim to the craven vampire-consciousness, still invisible somehow, that evaded all forms for human ingenious doctorates. However, they remained daydreamers...for cemetery-prayers in Heaven.