B+ Field Goals

Why are sports measured as 'dowry' by Earthlings? A tale exploring this incomplete-distances readings inquiry for dark rooms.

An offbeat world 'matrix' vignette about sports-and-aliens. 

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MS. ESMERELDA HARRIS: Your claim's you've been cyber-hacked by a Martian?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: If we're to get married, you gotta believe in me, Ezzy!

EZZY (Esmerelda): This is too insane; I know you collect toys and sci-fi dolls.

SATAN (Amlan): What's the big inconceivable notion there's sport in Mars?

EZZY: This 'Endymion' Martian emailed you for a field-goal hologram of Earth.
SATAN: That's my claim; I didn't believe it; but he only cared about my story!

EZZY: You've become a New England cyber-fave sports-superstitions writer.

SATAN: Well, he honestly seemed simply interested in the story-line(s), Ezzy.

EZZY: Well, write this story for your 'Martian-reader' (Endymion) and depart.

SATAN: Fine; we'll keep this private-cyber 'intelligence' diplomacy a secret.

EZZY: And you keep (all) your sci-fi (alien) dolls for your football-tales, honey.

SATAN: Thanx.

Satan (Amlan!) had become a pronounced New England (American Homeland) sports-superstitions writer (football!) and had become a cult-fave artist when he was contacted by a mystery-man named Endymion who claimed he'd been spying on the Earthling 'prince' from Mars for some incomplete-lines 'examination' of the 'academic' field goals of capitalism/media culture in the 21st-Century world of net-activity 'drawn' language-arts (for Selfie-bread).

ENDYMION: Can you highlight a special film, Warren Beatty, Oliver Stone?

SATAN (Amlan): That's what you think a Martian-spy makes for investment.

ENDYMION: It can be...if your field-goal superstitions-tale concerns chess!

SATAN: I know chess, but not that much; like I like Bobby Fischer, friend.

ENDYMION: You're the 'prototype' American writer --- immigrant/dreamer.

SATAN: I'm not an immigrant but an American citizen (now), friend!

ENDYMION: It's your pronounced confidence that leans me to this investment.

SATAN: You want me to generate a tale in which an alien is disguised?

ENDYMION: And become a special celebrity-matrix 'gent' of interest, Satan.

SATAN: What if I refuse, Endymion?

ENDYMION: Then, you fail to seek this special 'dialysis' for Earth's dough!

SATAN: Damn (bureaucracy-arts).

ENDYMION: Go for it (cinema-dogma!).

Amlan wrote the story and won the Pulitzer (wow)! Critics/fans considered it a special 'nod' for the American net-activity culture of sports-superstitions drawn media-consciousness, and the story, featuring a Martian who became a humanoid-disguised Homeland football 'celebrity-gent' for field goals of an 'academic' shine/hologram, reminded Western worldly-folks why competition-windows would invoke an otherworldly hospitality-reading of the spiritual/mental/emotional comforts of (simplified) distance for all.

ESMERELDA: Mini cheesesteaks for my Eagle-Eye writer (Pulitzer-gent).
AMLAN: My whole life's change...and all thanks to an 'alien' detective (wow).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)