Helsing/Ludwig {Empiricism}

Reborn vampire-hunters of 21st-Century Earth seek incomplete-distances lines for blood-borne 'specters' of a certain 'competition' direction for acid.

A modern spin on the character of Van Helsing (vampire-lore!). 

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Van Helsing and his ally from Transylvania, Sir Ludwig, were now reborn (somehow!) as 21st-Century (American Homeland) vampire-hunters, Mr. Amlan Satan and Mr. Marcus Raki, and sought special media/traffic culture sensibility 'IQ' for inventions in blood-specter dilution for defense of their mod-age of Selfie-democrats (wow).

AMLAN: This siren-queen shall disorient our natural faith in base-stations.

MARCUS: Perchance we chess-tie 'classic' method for extraction of evolution?

AMLAN: Good plan, Mr. Raki; we may use some water-guns filled with HCL.

MARCUS: How'd you insert acid into a plastic water-gun, pal?

AMLAN: Thin glass-tube, shaped, inserted in the shooting-piston.

MARCUS: Chemical warfare against vampires, Mr. Satan?
AMLAN: Photo-graphics for reinventing the 'defenses' of Holy-Water, pal.

Sure, vampires had long been Earth-cults for behavior 'enhancements' and surely many read of the conception of ingestion of human flesh/blood (cannibalism) as somehow 'tracked' for human race evolution from australopithecines, giving shape to larger and more ambitious individuals, with a more 'ravenous' intuition for empirical Hell (yes). Well, Amlan and Marcus thought to somehow ID these 21st-Century (American Homeland) bloody-specters for some language-arts reading of the 'helmet-tactic' of making mark of bloody-murder as (somehow!) 'classic' division.

SIREN: Water-toys for homemade corrosive solutions, heroes?

AMLAN/MARCUS: This is a 'spin' on Holy-Water for post-9/11 era conspiracy!

SIREN: You seek the fleshy-brains of engineers but lack chemistry's vanities?

AMLAN/MARCUS: With splash of acid with (our) 'toy' guns, we shoo-away giants!

SIREN: Damn bureaucracy-arts for wire (leviathan).

With a base-station as fine as that boasted by these two (reborn!) vampire-hunters, Amlan Satan and Marcus Raki, one would not (seriously) doubt why blood-suckers (vampires) would stand against them in their detective-prone modernized 'intelligence' for deconstructing the infrastructure/havens of New Earth evil(s)...if only for the bricks-and-mortar of battery-defenses (wow).

VAMPIRE: Do we resemble the legion from the Inferno, gents?

AMLAN/MARCUS: We seek to quarantine you from St. Patrick's Day festivities!

VAMPIRE: With toy-guns, gents?

AMLAN/MARCUS: As Milton described with poetry, we shape specter-distance.

VAMPIRE: Weird (bureaucracy's arts).

Mr. Satan and Mr. Raki (Amlan/Marcus) made 'toast' of the ingenious bravado of their micro-crusade (to-date) with a world-exchange 'symbolic' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) and recounted what was made for 'discovery' in the broad blackboard chalky education of vampire-consciousness. Hospitality-readings in the dark-side of the universe, even in the 21st-Century Earth of tech, toys, taxes, and taxonomy, (still) required the bread/fruit of incomplete-distances readings of (simplified) Homeland ('American') dictionaries (for the soul!).

AMLAN: Have you read Dora (Freud), Mr. Raki?
MARCUS: There's a 'space' for the solutions of Earth's overtime, pal (eh?).

AMLAN: Facebook-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)