Plane '23 {Wire}

Fun fanfiction of that iconic 1980 air-transit comedy-adventure about incomplete-lines readings for hospitality and dodecahedrons for the Ego.

A bright fanfiction of Airplane! (Robert Hays) for the post-9/11 Earth. Hope you like, 

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AMLAN: We're on-board this special Earth-flight to Euro; your ex is on-board.

RAKI: Thanx...we were happily married, but perchance I can reconcile in sky.

AMLAN: I'm backing you, pal; perchance I'll offer some background religion!

RAKI: Thanx...Danica's a happy attendant, and me wonders if she wants me.

AMLAN: Hey, pal...this is Selfie-culture for self-awareness bounty (go for it).

RAKI: Thanx (Facebook-like).

Folks, Amlan and Raki, pals from Dartmouth, decided their special 'view' for air-transit 'confidence' life in the sky in the post-9/11 era, for a very-special flight from the States to Euro, would make some bound-Romanticism 'flare' for Raki, whose ex was on-board...as a flight-attendant (Facebook-like).

DIVORCE TRIAL TRANSCRIPT (Pre-2023)

DANICA: I know what year it is, and it's not 2023 (yet).
RAKI: Yeah, but you hope it shall be (soon)...with us parted!
JUDGE: You young Corvettes need to unwind and think more together.
DANICA: Why's that, Judge?
RAKI: We've nothing in-similar more now, Judge...she wants to model.
DANICA: Maybe I want to be a flight-attendant!
JUDGE: Air-travel; dangers these days; no telling what's on-board.
DANICA: Terrorism sucks, Judge.
RAKI: This is awful...I thought I'd like Facebook post-marriage, pre-'23.
DANICA: We'll be seeing each other, Raki...in 2023 (damn).

JUDGE: Facebook-like!

Folks, Amlan and Raki didn't speak-much about that nasty pre-'23 divorce trial between Raki and Danica who was now a flight-attendant on the very-same plane-journey from the States to Euro. It was 2023, and the ex-firebirds in-love were (now/suddenly) thinking about emotional compromise. However, that (American Homeland) airport was quite-nice, and Amlan wondered if he'd spend some time in the Vatican-City of traffic-meditations, moved by the interiors of that hospitality 'rich' transport-hub on Earth (wow).

AMLAN: Damn you, terrorist.

TERRORIST: I came on-board, made my on-board weapon/device; you lose!

AMLAN: I'll be damned if that's true; I'm determined to see Raki/Danica wed.

TERRORIST: You lousy Westerners with your transit-journals for cinema/bread.

AMLAN: Forget it...I've got a jam-doughnut I'm using to smother you, terrorist.

TERRORIST: I foresee my future of social-media Selfie-posts for dummies ('23).

AMLAN: You won't make it past the Summer Games of '24, you dingo.

TERRORIST: Ha (Facebook-like!).

AMLAN: Happy Halloween!

RAKI: Amlan was superior!

DANICA: Maybe I've been too 'stern' with you, Raki-friend.

RAKI: I smell reconciliation in Zurich, Danica my heart.

DANICA: Good to hear...post-9/11 medicine for the Ego.

RAKI: Good (thanx).

Hero-man (Amlan) made 'toast' of the micro-miracle in the sky with a world-exchange 'reflection' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate and recounted the 'discovery' for field goals in his Catholic-brains when he countered the on-board (pure) maniac with timed food-fight distance for the heart. Raki and Danica remarried (Facebook-like).

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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