City of Bond

A Story by Abishai100

When a media-profiled eco-capitalist democrat-lawyer (Esmerelda) is targeted by the boogeyman, a special private-detective is assigned a Western city-case for dodecahedrons.

A cool adaptation of the themes/storyboard of the colored-glass street-vigilance and criminal-insanity American gem Cobra (Sylvester Stallone), which I think you'll like,

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ESMERELDA: Please help me, dick.

AMLAN SATAN (Private-Detective): Don't fear; I was a teacher; now this city!

ESMERELDA: Catholic-man.

AMLAN SATAN: You said it, Ezzy; we'll lure this Slasher (somehow) and move!

ESMERELDA: Why me, a legal media eco-politics raised city-girl, friend?

AMLAN SATAN: In a Selfie-superstition world of capitalism, psychos deviate.

ESMERELDA: Facebook-like (thanx).

SLASHER: I'm city-evil; destroy Esmerelda; dump poison in reservoirs; Hell's IQ.

Poor Esmerelda didn't know what to do as a libertine-democrat eco-thinking fortunes-advocate in her (American Homeland) Western-city of incomplete-lines for social consciousness in the 21st-Century of commerce 'bridge' games to transit/traffic superstitions securities, and the cops seemed unable to offer her 'personal' care and moved her to hire the great Amlan Satan, whom she'd heard of on social-media (from girlfriend), a vigilante-like case-worker who went by the demo-alias Cobra, focused to cast the Slasher as an Earthling simplified adversary of quasi bread/fruit (Facebook-like).

ESMERELDA: I'm his final examination/stat, dick.

AMLAN SATAN: Don't fear; we'll place cyber-boast about roaming the cemetery.

ESMERELDA: You think this 'Slasher' will just surface to meet this news-dare.

AMLAN SATAN: I'll be waiting with a flare-gun worth its weight in attention.

ESMERELDA: If the hiding cops fail to leap, you'll shoot him.

AMLAN SATAN: Surely, but not with flare; I've a special nitrogen-gun (ice).

ESMERELDA: Paralyze his shoes half-way, ok.

AMLAN SATAN: This cemetery will be a 'legend' (like Megiddo!), Ezzy (ok?).

ESMERELDA: Very cool (thanx).

Poor Esmerelda had no-choice but to take-up Amlan Satan's special graveyard-plan to make a public/social-media 'boast' about roaming the cemeteries to reflect on the Slasher's victims, with cop-security 'feelings' at-heart, and it worked! The evil-Slasher appeared with a horrid hand-blade and planned to simply hurl to Ezzy and cut her throat, before Amlan whipped out his nifty and handy 'ice' gun and disoriented the sucker with a shoe-shot, long enough for tombstone-hidden city-cops to wrestle him and haul him off...to a lengthy legal horror-freak show that resulted in his lifetime incarceration for criminal-insanity (wow).

EZZY: Returning to a life of eco-magazines and the 'fashion' adverbs of USA!

AMLAN SATAN: Adds to my Cobra-profile, Esmerelda (thanx).

EZZY: Why'd you costume yourself as a Scarecrow-cop for the cemetery-act?

AMLAN SATAN: I needed extra credit 'feather' to draw Slasher's vanities.

EZZY: Aha, city-harvest symbolism for his threat for random eco-dowry.

AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (ok).

Well, we find Amlan Satan older-and-wiser now, retired as an American writer on cyber-platforms, reflecting back on his younger-years as first a teacher and then a private-dick/vigilante for hire, like the Equalizer himself (wow)! Fortunately, he remember his Selfie-image during his bodyguard-campaign on behalf of the lovely-Esmerelda as an 'education' line for incomplete bureaucracy-arts (for the Ego).

INTERVIEW: Ice-gun, Cobra?
AMLAN SATAN: It was what I had (at the cemetery), ok.

INTERVIEW: You spooked even Ezzy with that Scarecrow-act, no?

AMLAN SATAN: It was what I had (at the cemetery), ok.

INTERVIEW: What's this 'view' for inventions in vigilantism, friend?
AMLAN SATAN: The cops were there; they were the heroes; ok.

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like (ok).

Poor Esmerelda was honestly grateful for Amlan's inventive 'Scarecrow-cop' theater for the legend of the Cobra which rendered a safe-haven for the threatened model-lawyer of our disoriented (American Homeland) city, and she joked on social media, "I anticipate some 'nifty' Halloween Day copycat behaviors for some affable pseudo-religious (American) dodecahedrons (ha)."

After the cast-trumpet, Amlan Satan ('Cobra') cheered the micro-miracle with a world-exchange 'symbolic' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate and recounted what was made for a 'discovery' in Western/American city language-arts for heroics/deeds...evasion of the leviathan.