Carmen Sandiego's B+ Kingdom

Who're the varied faces/players/agencies/gods in a treasure-smugglers pro-capitalism Western-Earthling 'game' of doctorates?

A quite-colorful fanfiction of the iconic edutainment media-franchise Carmen Sandiego and featuring a 'cool' reference to the underworld deity of hypnosis, Medusa, which I think you'll like (and thanks for reading!), 

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Where in the world did Carmen Sandiego veil herself for 21st-Century Western expression of treasure-insurance wrought capitalism-race chess-stalemate disguised for fortune-readings darkness, wondered the ACME detective Mr. Amlan Satan. Mr. Satan had tracked the calculating ninja-like nerdist-thief of diamond-eyes to the United Kingdom, where treasure-motions of smugglers-roads stretching from Sierra Leone cast an opportunism that would further 'sully' commerce/consumerism linked lifestyle media-culture 'intelligence' for the capitalism-theater facilitating inter-religious peace in the Western world of bureaucracy-arts (wow).

MR. SATAN (Amlan): "I'm certain, without doubts, that the femme-villain thief of the Kingdom, Carmen Sandiego, that ex-librarian turned super thief of conflict-zone gems, a bad-sign of eco-capitalism conscious Earth minerals mining 'sully' for Selfie-consumerism 'confidence' for sportsmanship, is to target a new shipment headed right into the ABCD pockets of the Northern Irish (Facebook-like!)."

AMLAN: I'm on your track, Carmen!

CARMEN SANDIEGO ('Carmen'): I'm merely a librarian, nerd-man.

AMLAN: I'm the detective who'll make record for your Kingdom-chess badness!

CARMEN: I doubt it, pal.

AMLAN: No way out; eco-capitalism's got you marked with smugglers-traps IQ.

CARMEN: No way, pal...this is my 21st-Century Selfie-fortune 'game' of Hell.
AMLAN: There's no way you'll undermine my language-dodecahedron for chess.

CARMEN: Hmmm...Facebook-like (ha).

This intrigue with gems/insurance smugglers roads in the troubles-rich Western civilization had drawn the examination-eye of the super hypnosis-deity of the underworld, Medusa, who wished to perform a counselor's will-test for Mr. Satan (Amlan!) to see if he had the right-tones to track and decode Carmen Sandiego's very-special will and hand-axes of disruptions in capitalism-race media-culture dodecahedrons activity (Facebook-like).

MEDUSA: Can you catch the lady, Mr. Satan (hmmm)?
AMLAN: Are you (actually) Medusa, deity?
MEDUSA: Troubles-rich UK needs no news-feather for conflict-gems, no?

AMLAN: Surely inter-religious spirit by commerce-life needs insurance-bread!

MEDUSA: I can help you catch Carmen, friend.

AMLAN: Why should I think the legend-hypnosis snake-lady would ally?

MEDUSA: Perchance, there's some capitalism 'IQ' for streets-dowry, friend!

AMLAN: Aha, some bureaucracy-art detective-kits for worldly dogma, Medusa?

MEDUSA: Terror-look (Facebook-like)...suits my own briefcase for Hell.

AMLAN: Fine (thanx).

INTERPOL: "Blood-diamond corruption makes rogue finance/piracy woe(s)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)