Foreign Damsel: Republican Dark Room

A Story by Abishai100

An American blood-diamond smugglers highwayman (thief) tries to rescue a housekeeper-damsel in the UK (Belfast) for an expression concerning Catholics-Protestants Reversi.

An epic portrait (fictional) of the controversy-rich UK-operating group, the IRA, featuring a 'brainiac' reference to the space-block strategy-game Reversi/Othello, which I think you'll like (and thanks for reading!),

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., UK-Parliament) and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social theater (for 'open' review).

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DR. AMLAN SATAN: "Working out of a Western (American Homeland) social-house cyber-base station, I've found patterns of conflict-zone gem ('blood-diamond') smugglers inways to Euro-currency from African shores for fat-investors seeking rogue profit-game boards for labor/resource/minerals 'citations' for simplified capitalist architecture and bad-sportsmanship destroying commerce-trafficked Western banks/shores."

Amlan Satan had been swapping (rumored/insured) blood-diamonds with eco-message glass-animal toys in troubles-rich Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) as a special masked/undercover agent of the self-named "Foreign Irish Republican Army" (FIRA) or rather lone freelance intellectualite-vigilante for an entire Halloween season/month (October) to erase threats to consumerism/insurance destabilizing UK-Parliament talks favoring enhanced commerce-life in the streets to address concerns of poverty/unemployment threatening heightened angst between young men of Belfast's Irish-Catholic minority population and likened lads of the British-Protestant majority population (descended from generations of colonialists/settlers) living alongside each other since partition of mainland (Catholic) Ireland.

READER: What does eco-capitalism 'paranoia' link with UK-consumerism?

DR. SATAN: Conflict-zone gem smugglers inways to Euro-IQ is bad-capitalism!

READER: Those 'blood-diamonds' don't leave African shores, you idealist.

DR. SATAN: The street-chats concerning motions of (insured) gems is media!

READER: This is inventive mod Robin-Hood nonsense for veiled eco-terrorism.

DR. SATAN: Perversion of consumerism/insurance is bad Halloween-laughter.

READER: Facebook-like?

DR. SATAN: Damn.

Friends, this tale isn't about eco-capitalism or blood-diamonds or inventive vigilantism of an intellectual in Catholic-Protestant consumerism/coexistence 'superstition' for improvements in economics-life in the rich United Kingdom but a tale of bound-Romanticism, concerning Dr. Satan's discovery of a damned housekeeper from outside Belfast who moved there after inheriting property and taking-up paid employment and soon thereafter being taken hostage by a descendant 'gang' of the uniformed 'other-worldly' street 'force' (composed of 20th-Century ex-vets/cons) known as Black/Tans, seeking to aid the smugglers-operation of conflict-zone gems 'dowry' inside the United Kingdom, which is how this tale-damsel ('Ezzy') came to the attention of our protagonist 'antihero' prince (doc!), Amlan Satan, who rather enjoyed the art-image of Rapunzel-like bureaucracy (Facebook-like!).

EZZY: I was named after 'Esmerelda' (Victor Hugo), you know.

DR. SATAN: I had a 'hunch' that was good-guess, Ezzy (ha).

EZZY: You want me to pose as a temp-teller mock-hostage for Halloween Day.

DR. SATAN: We'll make you a media-insurance 'gossip' model.

EZZY: To use celebrity to draw-away this new rogue smugglers/gang rape.

DR. SATAN: You're sharp, which is why you'll make the acid for my water-rifle.

EZZY: A street-theater performance outside the bank; eco-capitalism comic.

DR. SATAN: We'll make the entire 'deed' appear to be for a rival-company party.

EZZY: Wow...Facebook-like.

Friends, there'd been much 'image' for photos and 'dark rooms' in the long/sad/troubling history of Catholic-Protestant relations in the United Kingdom (Northern Ireland), and this 'descendant' tale involving Esmerelda and a rogue club of Black/Tans descendants invoked in Dr. Satan a special Robin-Hood minerals/insurance theater 'act' for enhanced commerce-policy/address talks for UK-Parliament shrewdness (for history's quartile!).

BLACK/TAN 'Gang' Member (Ian): You're that Robin-Hood (Ion-rival)?
DR. SATAN: Perchance I am, but I make 'wage' for your club-interests.
IAN: Reversi.
SATAN: Space-block game for symbols in motions/interference!
IAN: Eco-capitalism jargon, for Northern Ireland's street-shops?
SATAN: Surely more than legalese capitalism, but for a space-machine.
IAN: Damn (bureaucracy's arts!).
SATAN: Good...Othello's dowry (ha).

EZZY: You were fab, Satan.

DR. SATAN: Come-away with me...to Brussels (now!).

EZZY: Was I your (unofficial) Rapunzel, doc?

DR. SATAN: Don't you doubt it (Esmerelda!).

EZZY: Life is Hell.

DR. SATAN: Not for American Republicans (Facebook-like).

PARLIAMENT COMMENT: "Cinema-expression of eco-consciousness in modern United Kingdom life speaks to a long-history of woes for darkness and mystery-event photo-records for what's become inter-religious Hell for bread/fruit, and policy address for consumerism/insurance may offer an Earth 'line' for incomplete-bureaucracy readings in Euro-currency football (for all!)."

Do you think Dr. Satan is a genius or a lunatic? Certainly, Northern Ireland (UK) turned him into a man with bound-Romanticism language(s) expressions ('Ezzy') and he found Selfie-consumerism culture commentary for those lines of Earth-lifestyle 'confidence' for eco-capitalism 'weak force' dark rooms.

STORY_EXCERPT (Adaptations): "The work of the incredible actor for Northern Irish consumerism/insurance 'beryl' made for an intrigue in treasure-distances... and perchance this reminded us (all!) why inventions in space-rumor can (in deeds) create the 'photo-shops' of (masked?) end-zone empires, even in the troubles-rich United Kingdom...Facebook-like."