An Officer, A Disaster

A Story by Abishai100

Officer Amlan Satan and a tough rookie-woman cop (Charlie) take-on the Slasher in the Homeland-city (America) of incomplete-distances readings for 'field' goal dye.

A police-story of inventive (American Homeland) proportions.

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Officer Amlan Satan had allied himself with a special Western (American Homeland) rookie-detective femme (Officer Charlie) who wished to become his special station-ally for a serial-case involving a self-named 'Night-Slasher' man who defied Selfie-consumerism commentary culture readings for the bread/fruit of Earth space privacy/securities (for the Ego).

OFFICER SATAN: I'd not worked with an ally before.

OFFICER CHARLIE: You need my aid with this Night-Slasher credit for American-IQ.

OFFICER SATAN: Perchance this serial-case is linked to Unabomber likeness, hon.

OFFICER CHARLIE: There's social-media space for Earth-domain reaches for Hell.

OFFICER SATAN: Male/female coops make for Selfie-interest in office/law banks.

Suddenly and somehow, Officers Satan and Charlie had become allies in this Homeland-environment serial-case involving the Night-Slasher, a mystery-man with a horrid-blade and claim for cinema-culture 'copycat' legends/maps and drew the two curious/dutiful law-folk to an abandoned warehouse where he hid the kidnapped daughter of the city-mayor (Esmerelda).

SLASHER: You think me some media-image fool for crime-copycat cinema, yeah?
SATAN/CHARLIE: We're officers of the overground, and you're Unabomber-like.

SLASHER: At least I'm not IRA-fated, heroes!

SATAN/CHARLIE: We'll get you incarcerated for treatments and fate, Slasher.

SLASHER: Damn (bureaucracy's doughnut!).

The mayor honored Satan/Charlie for their pronounced law-folk work in the Earth spaces city of personality-linked social sanity commentary in the 21st-Century Selfie 'universe' of transit/hospitality leviathans. Would they be cast in the annals of antiterrorism 'helmets' (for photo-synthesis)?