Quebec-Triangle

Can eco-capitalism invoke a Western (North American) 'view' for all things leviathan/drumsticks?

An eco-capitalism 'paranoia' yarn, loosely inspired by Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio). Thanks so much for reading (and Happy Memorial Day!), 

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AMLAN: We knock on Baron Ion's door on Halloween in Quebec as theater-artists.

MARCUS: We'll claim we've a special eco-capitalism toy-gun routine for media!

RAKI: We'll swap his rumored blood-diamond piece tiara with our replica.

AMLAN: Facebook-like (sharp).

Our three antiheroes of eco-capitalism legend/maps called themselves the Quebec-Triangle and prepared a special blood-diamond street-insurance 'gossip' for North American smugglers-roadways intercepts of 'conflict-zone gems' of bad-Earth minerals-mining 'troubles' stemming from Sierra Leone (Ion-company) in a Canadian Xmas-season of incomplete-bureaucracy media for all!

BARON ION: Getting plenty of bread/fruit for bloody-gems superstitions games.

ASSOCIATE: The extraction of these warlord-zone gems (African) is genius, Ion.

BARON ION: It's hell in Sierra Leone, making for cheap labor/resource profit(s).

ASSOCIATE: Well, our gem-tiara in your Quebec-mansion safe is quite media-IQ.

BARON ION: I sought to cast it as a special 'helmet' Crown-Jewels for maps!

ASSOCIATE: No one shall erode this form of pirate-superstition (wow).

Our affable merry-men of Quebec pseudo-vigilantism entered the real estate of Baron Ion with their costume-theater 'deed' agenda and got him so drunk that by the time he showcased his safe-protected blood-diamond piece tiara, they had all the time they needed to swap it with their 'gorgeous' replica in-time for a media-expression concerning the collection of treasures for Interpol-relations. Quebec-Triangle funnies quickly-spread as a social-media hand-axes gesture for all things leviathan/property.

INTERVIEW: You claim you're one of the Quebec-Triangle, Amlan Satan.

AMLAN: What's so damaging about such a 'high-art' delusion, friend?
INTERVIEW: Eco-capitalism's got bad-wraps in the age of global-warming.

AMLAN: To intercede private collections of bad-minerals lore is super view.

INTERVIEW: Are you in regret(s) for the need for Robin-Hood like action/chess?

AMLAN: Nah...it's a Selfie football-bound Earth space 'TV' for life's luchi.

INTERVIEW: Good for fictional darkness (ok!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)