Raiden-Kitana: Earth's Catholic

Can a 'fantastic' Outworld warrior-pair make for Grand-Canyon defenses in the adjective of capitalism's dogma in defiance of tracking bloody-gem warlords of Mortal Kombat (concerning detectives)?

Memorial Day weekend adaptation of varied Mortal Kombat media (comics/games/movies) storyboards and concepts/themes. Enjoy! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of media fanfiction offers no ties to the referenced franchise of inspiration and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' interpretation). 

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RAIDEN: As your lover and cohort of Outworld, this Earth-gem IQ shall be good.

KITANA: As your warrior-princess of Mortal Kombat ruins, we'll defy Kahn.

RAIDEN: Kahn's resurrected the old-Outworld fascist-mummies, Kitana love.

KITANA: Sure has; Sheeva and Goro were thought to be relics; Outworld's dark!

RAIDEN: We'll jaunt to the Grand-Canyon (Earth-realm) from our landscapes.

Raiden/Kitana, lovers and allies of Outworld and triumphant challengers of the old regime of the villainous/hideous pair of fascism-constructors, Sheeva and Goro, were now just only horrified when the treacherous/calculating Kahn, envious of Raiden's 'shiny' laurel(s), sought to resurrect the dead-spirits of Sheeva/Goro to threaten the new 'regime of light' cast by Raiden and his darling (Kitana) who entered Earth-realm to nevertheless hide the fact that varied Mortal Kombat video-games and comics in the Western world (American Homeland) didn't shadow the 'fantastic-truth' that Outworld (with its various immortals/combatants) was very real indeed; and that Earth's spiritual cartoons/arts of the iconic video-game media franchise (Mortal Kombat) were a 'light' for something very real indeed (Facebook-like!).

KAHN: I know Sheeva and Goro are like resurrected Egyptian curse for Hell.

ASSOCIATE: They shall track these two heroists (Raiden/Kitana) to the Canyon!

KAHN: Good, associate; we'll see if our raised demons offer Earth's religion!

ASSOCIATE: Me wonders if the likes of Raiden/Kitana offer American faith.

KAHN: Aren's Raiden/Kitana 'poised' as Earth-world Catholic-diplomats, friend?

ASSOCIATE: They are in deeds, Kahn; Sheeva/Goro offer Satanic tourism (ha).

KAHN: Good (Selfie-like).

Boy, were Raiden and Kitana shocked as veiled/disguised Catholic (American Homeland) resident/citizen/travelers in the Southwest (Grand Canyon) when resurrected fascist-demons/warlords of old-Outworld (Sheeva and Goro) appeared in one of the gorges of the Canyon seeking outright combat and defense of Earth's 'religious' dodecahedrons (for the Ego!).

KITANA: Thank goodness you brought that vial of homemade HCL and your gun.

RAIDEN: Wasn't that chance-football, darling; I'd been filling my water-gun.

KITANA: You thought it was vacation-time for toys and private chem-sciences.

RAIDEN: My water-gun was inserted with a thin-glass tube, Kitana love.

KITANA: Simple precision-shots to Sheeva/Gordo yielded self-distance, wow.

RAIDEN: Now, we remain in this dominion as Facebook-messengers (tourism!).

KITANA: I'm certain Kahn sent Sheeva/Goro...for Earth's Catholics.

RAIDEN: Bad Selfie-image, darling (certainly).

Sheeva and Goro were redelivered to Outworld's Kahn as defeated/diluted sentinels of the dark-side, and Kahn now wondered if Raiden/Kitana remained in the American Southwest area (Earth-realm) as consumerism/tourism diplomacy-messengers of some trek-wonderlands 'expression' of all things small-town...and memorial (wow).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)