![]() Professional Service: City of JobA Story by Abishai100![]() Adaptation of the 1994 Luc Besson gem about inventive city-cleats for heroic assassins-adjective and wrought waffles.![]()
A late-summer adaptation of the graphic and immersive assassins/paranoia film The Professional (Luc Besson), which I hope you like,
---- ==== TONI: Can you handle the case, Leon, or are you post-prime, artsy? LEON: I can handle anything, Toni; you're my job-recruitment deity! TONI: That's good, since you need to rescue mom/daughter for toys. LEON: I'll leave some toy symbol for streets-IQ after executing the ghouls. TONI: Good, you're the loveliest hitman of this Italian city, Leon (thanx). LEON: Facebook-like? ![]() BARON ION: So, I'm to think this b*****d killed my gargoyles and left toys? ASSOCIATE: It's a Transformers cassette item, really cool, Baron. BARON ION: If Toni thinx he's found some merc-assassin for my ruin...no. ASSOCIATE: Well, we think our blood-diamond schematic's a little crooked! BARON ION: Assign the policeman on the case; target the assassin (Leon?). ASSOCIATE: He's apparently whisked away mom/daughter to the Poconos. BARON ION: Blow it up...find your American Homeland beauty-magic, pal. ASSOCIATE: We'll assign the Philly-cop to it, that crooked Thomas (good). BARON ION: Leave me those cassette-toys (for my Cabinet). ASSOCIATE: Thanx (farewell). ![]() DARLA/PAM: Thanx for the video-game entertainment, hit-man! LEON: You're free to enjoy; I've to secure the cabin from Hell (thanx). DARLA/PAM: Is this some joke, Leon, or is Baron Ion really sending evils? LEON: Don't worry, eh...I'm the Facebook-king (for jokes). ![]() OFFICER THOMAS: I wanted to execute Darla/Pam in front of you. LEON: All your crooked men are already dead, Thomas (huh?). OFFICER THOMAS: What will you do now...with this silencer in your face? LEON: I've already stuck you with a lethal injection, when you were stung. OFFICER THOMAS: What...that was a damn bee, you foolish maniac! LEON: You didn't notice, bad jitters (farewell). OFFICER THOMAS: Facebook-like. ![]() Leon left Darla/Pam a special doodle-avatar of a heroine in color-pencil he'd made while he was thinking of escape to Brussels for retirement, a football-cheerleader super woman, and he made it to Belgium after all, to open a waffle-house. Baron Ion was humbled, and Toni explained the angel was gone (forever). Blood-diamonds still flowed into the darkened City of Brotherly Love, but perchance you'll agree Darla/Pam would bring some Xmas-consumerism joys to this great city of the West (American Homeland) with that memoir of what Leon made for them...a 'view' for the Super Bowl. ![]() "Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). ==== "Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes) © 2024 Abishai100 |
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