The Martian who Asked June

Martian cyber-exchange with an Earth prince on Mother's Day weekend draws some 'jars-expression' of Blue-Planet culture for sports, sovereignty, sunniness, and signature(s).

Earthling superstitions tale for your beautiful Saturday. Happy Mother's Day, all (thanks for reading), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/interpretation/commentary).

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: You claim you're a spying Martian, hacker (in my email)?

MARTIAN: You say rightly I'm a spy; but you need not believe (in me!).

AMLAN: Well, what's this cyber-communication/hack for my Saturday?

MARTIAN: You're a sports/culture writer in the City of Brotherly Love.

AMLAN: My Eagles of Philly just won the Super Bowl, mystery-emailer.

MARTIAN: That's my interest (with you), Earth prince (cleats for culture).

AMLAN: We Earthlings love sports (Selfie-like).

MARTIAN: What's the plan for tomorrow (Mother's Day), Earth prince?
AMLAN: Armageddon, with mother (Netflix)...wine (all0.

MARTIAN: Why not some YouTube watch of Seles-Graf, Earth man?

AMLAN: You know of the Graf-Seles women's pro-tennis rivalry.

MARTIAN: I know much of your Blue Planet (icy tales of love/danger).

AMLAN: We Earthlings like fitness (Selfie-like).

MARTIAN: You studied?

AMLAN: Ivy League (Dartmouth).

MARTIAN: What did you study, fool?
AMLAN: Sociology/psychology and literature ('cognition science').

MARTIAN: What's your fave Earth-realm sports-team (ever)?

AMLAN: Damn, that's challenge...maybe Royals or Flyers, Martian.

MARTIAN: Girlfriend?
AMLAN: She's a fan of Monica Seles (incidentally).

MARTIAN: Facebook-like (for antiterrorism?).

MARTIAN: Did you see the Qatar World Cup (soccer), fool?
AMLAN: Good TV-window ('22-year)...Argentina flowered, Martian (ok).

MARTIAN: Soccer makes for lesser-wealthy nations shining, no?

AMLAN: What's this exchange (really) about, Martian (hmmm)?

MARTIAN: Your world of sports balances the ice of terrorism with ABCD.

AMLAN: We all know that (Facebook-like).

MARTIAN: I wanted to see if you're a tuner or an apathetic, Earth man.

AMLAN: For what, exactly?

MARTIAN: Your girlfriend, fool.

AMLAN: What's your meaning?

MARTIAN: If an Earth-woman is with a man-of-library, she's confidence.

AMLAN: Well, not everyone has YouTube/Netflix (but ok).

MARTIAN: Maybe your Earth-realm warrants some 'books-jars' respect.

AMLAN: What...you won't invade us in a giant spaceship for mind-control?

MARTIAN: That's not a smart joke, Earth prince...but you're right!

AMLAN: Aha...an inquiry for cyber-culture wit(s) for sports (Selfie-like).

MARTIAN: Farewell, good-guy...maybe Argentina will win the World Cup ('26).

AMLAN: Cool (I guess).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)