Campus for Shirt (American)

Portrait of American educational campus securities 'adjectives' for good patriot-cop work and defenses of media/TV/football shoes for all.

A campus crime fears fiction. Happy Mother's Day (thanks for reading!), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to any representative person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/interpretations).

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Detective Satan felt hopeful for this new educational environment serious case of bad language, crime Hell, bloody-murder for student stalker worry, concerning an incomplete-distances reading of a blogger-pronounced pseudo-terrorist threat posed by an American psycho claiming his angst/fury against the university's excellent and TV-highlighted athletics (football!) team for social media jars (Facebook-like).

DEAN: We appreciate this in-depth close-up/personal detective work for us now!

SATAN: As a Slovak-Algerian immigrant/citizen of the American Homeland, I care.

DEAN: You used to enjoy college-TV as a young-man, pre-graduation days, eh?

SATAN: My concern here is to secure the superstition-integrity of campus safety!

DEAN: That's why we knew we had the right-stuff patriot-cop man (Mr. Satan).

SATAN: I think this language for cyber-eeriness for football-threat is 9/11 image.

DEAN: You believe this American psycho makes our campus/TV like 9/11 jars?

SATAN: Yes, and it's worth the sweat for me to tie him to anti-program jewelry.

The psycho had already bloody-murdered 5 individuals, all 'chess' tied to the athletics (football!) media-excellence of the educational environment/campus/university. The deaths were (all) American tragedies, and the victims were both from faculty population and the student-body (wow). Detective Satan had the right-mind to think the pseudo-terrorist sought to disorient an American Homeland shield 'consciousness' for prayers of Earth/Western/American jars of TV-chandeliers (for the Ego).

DAPHNE (Journalist/Journalist-Major): Great work, hero fellow of school!
SATAN: I knew when the psycho blogged (anonymously) about that football card...

DAPHNE: You guessed his 'nod' to college-football cards-imagery had cue for act!

SATAN: You're quite the beautiful Barbie-doll for American campus event-adverbs.

DAPHNE: Maybe I've fallen for MacGyver or Magnum PI (fan of Notre Dame TV)?

SATAN: Well, crime and Hell mix with 'culture' for Earth sovereign museums, love.

DAPHNE: Good (Facebook-sharks).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)