Massanutten (VA): The Stranger

Adaptation of the jarring American horror-series about incomplete-arts of home-invasion nightmare preparedness for 'uncategorized' Earth-realm shivers.

Strangers fanfiction, with no explicit ties to the referenced series/franchise/films of inspiration. Thanks for reading! 

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AMLAN: We've earned this timeshare getaway to the Virginia resort, wife.

EZZY: Yes, the Massanutten (VA) resort is an excellent secured timeshare for life.

AMLAN: I'm sure now we've got all the American Homeland earn for this retreat.

EZZY: No reason to fear anything to disorient a vacation (Facebook-like!).

Amlan, a science-fiction writer, took his beloved wife to the iconic/idyllic Massanutten timeshare resort area for a Summer-season getaway and knew there'd be nothing on the Blue-Planet to disorient their simplified goal-eye to make retreat a thing of comfort and pillows for newlyweds. Boy, was he wrong (Selfie-like!). Follow along, in this dark tale of incomplete-distances readings of a home-invader that would not draw any form for Martian envy (for the Ego).

STRANGER: You don't mind if I enter and make a pizza from scratch in your home.

AMLAN/EZZY: Why're you wearing a mask, Stranger?

STRANGER: I'm simply a Massanutten-woman and want to make pizza for us, ok.

AMLAN/EZZY: This is bizarre, Stranger...we'd prefer a visit from a Martian now!

STRANGER: You'd rather I use my silencer or burn your timeshare down, friends?

AMLAN/EZZY: What do you want, Stranger (damn)?

STRANGER: You sit in your living-room and I make pizza in your kitchen in mask.

AMLAN/EZZY: This is a dark threat, but you promised to depart post-cook, ok?

STRANGER: Hey, this is your vacation (cinema-like).

DETECTIVE: The couple was found decapitated and their TV left on; food left too.

TIMESHARE-MANAGER: The home-invader/psycho made some Indian bread too.

DETECTIVE: Apparently the pizza was not worth cooking to completion, ha.

MANAGER: The Indian bread left-behind inside the cottage must be some art.

DETECTIVE: Maybe the invader's a VA-native or local with some grudge for life.

MANAGER: Let's imagine this is some bloody-murder worth a bread-hush, friend.

DETECTIVE: Facebook-like (for the gods).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)