Mr. Amlan Satan: Hades' Shuttle

God of the underworld confers with an Earth prince of sports/trophies (baseball-cards) for superstitions of competition vanity and civilization's thermal.

A sports/collectibles culture portrait/fiction, featuring Hades, god of the underworld. 

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HADES: Greetings, Earth man.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm a Slovak-Algerian Catholic citizen having a deranged view?

HADES: I'm the god of the underworld reading your baseball card blog(s) now!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You made mark of my Iron Man cyber-posts drawn from cards?

HADES: You wrote liberally about your reflective acquisition of a baseball card.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: The Iron Man (Cal Ripken) had become a Baltimore celebrity!

HADES: You may guess my curiosity about Earth world sport; but I've my inquiry.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: This is rich...baseball diamond line for an underworld war.

HADES: Facebook-like (for leviathan/uncertainty).

Amlan had blogged about his 'fantastic' Baltimore rookie-baseball card trophy for cyber-representations of the link between American Homeland sports and superstitions of competition and capitalism-reflection for his Selfie age of incomplete-arts of things of social choreography jars and vanities; and that's why we find the god of the underworld, Hades, contacting him about inquiry of Mr. Satan's trophy/vanities languages for Rationalism of sportsmanship...and war. Follow along, Selfie-like (for the gods).

Of course, Hades would not just make 'mark' of anyone in Earth-realm for baseball cards intrigue; for Amlan Satan had become a special sportsmanship-windows 'diplomat' for writing and mythos in the Western world (American Homeland), having studied social psychology and stats in college and acquiring a very beautiful Ivy-League degree for those incomplete-arts of Selfie 'culture' linked social choreography jars (for leviathan/uncertainty). What did Hades seek (for the Ego)?

HADES: Your Iron Man (Cal Ripken) citation of sports-language is competition-IQ.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's why you're visiting me in dream-sleep, right?

HADES: You've had daydreams of acquiring American dream laurels, no?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I posted about my Iron Man card for fitness priorities, ok.

HADES: An athlete is one messenger of the vitality of competition and hence war!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: We Earthlings think such things and why sports reveal peace.

HADES: Surely why you've seen terrorism in the Summer Olympics and Super Bowl?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Munich '72 was before my time; but I know of New Orleans.

HADES: Super Bowl (New Orleans) terrorist-panic before Philly-Eagles saw parade.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's correct, Hades; and my Iron Man baseball blog is prayer!

HADES: You've written about a female beach angel muse for baseball fanfare, no?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Hey, you're guessing of all the 'glass' of Earthling inclines, god.

HADES: Let's say my fascination concerns the jars of escape, maybe for war, man.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Ok, I've become your Earth dreams diplomat of Vitamin-C, eh?

HADES: Facebook-like (farewell).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)