Stalker: Case-XY UFO

Portrait of Earth-world fascination with things of aliens, magazines, noodle, and obsession.

A stalker and UFO story, unusual. Manic Monday, 

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DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction offers no ties to any person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations/comment).

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"Friends, I'd become an obsessive-paranoid inside my own Homeland-Jersey prototype-suburbia town-haven/home (Echelon) where incomplete-arts for football languages evoked in me a stalker-psyche and drew me for a follow of a pin-up girl, a stranger (really!), who'd become a media-magazine Selfie age 'faerie' of things of home and town consciousness for the Ego."

"This story isn't about me, friends. It's about something out of this world, from another world (or dimension, maybe!). This story isn't about the lady of magazine-media Selfie 'culture' I'd made an obsession-follow for in the West (American Homeland). It's about a UFO, an unidentified flying object, a silver-saucer space-craft of some kind, emitting a track-or-detection beam and spotting me following my Earth 'faerie' (by car!) and making 'mark' of me as something of a fortune-diplomat of things of Earth realm jars of Selfie shockwaves (wow). This would be Facebook-like (for me!)."

INTERVIEW: You claim he's a stranger of some kind tracking some football chat(s)?

MEDIA-WOMAN: I made some comment about a Chicago football field rival for IQ!

INTERVIEW: You spotted him in rental cars following you around your town now?

MEDIA-WOMAN: This is a time of celeb-identification of home/town/planet jars!

INTERVIEW: You feel like this quotient of stalker-case between chromosomes is IQ?

MEDIA-WOMAN: There's plenty of ladies in the American Homeland thinking Hell!

INTERVIEW: Maybe Martians would chuckle...at our Earth-realm shockwaves.

"I made my media-faerie Earth lady 'muse' a special shrimp dish (with noodles!) and dropped it in front of her apartment door and ran-away (quickly). I didn't leave any note, but she'd guessed that it was the stalker-fellow she spoke of loosely in a few media 'universe' interviews, now accessible on social media planes. That's when I decided to take a rental (auto, Yugo) and followed her on an off-road drive on Saturday's AM when we (both!) spotted the UFO flying above and releasing a track/detector beam. Maybe the UFO-pilot was from Mars or another dimension...or maybe s/he/it wanted that pasta I dropped-off in front of my media-muse's apartment (damn). I didn't know what to think...or believe."

ALIEN 1: Look at those two cars, Lord.

ALIEN 2: Seems like one's following the other, hahaha.

ALIEN 3: Release the beam(s), Lord (hmmm).

ALIEN 4: Maybe the female-driver's a fan of Olive Garden (hahaha).

ALIEN 5: We'll publish a journal-statement back home...leviathan/jury.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)