The Martians: Thanksgiving Phonics for Jellybeans

The Martians: Thanksgiving Phonics for Jellybeans

A Story by Abishai100
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Spying beings from the Red Planet inquire of an Earth prince's 'IQ' of football cards and holiday hospitality languages of incomplete jar-fill.

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Sports trading card Earth-realm portrait. Here comes the weekend, 
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MARTIANS: Greeting, prince of Boston-town.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: What do you want (with me)?
MARTIANS: We hack into your cyber-portal for sports cards exchange question(s).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: What do you want (with me)?
MARTIANS: Your special Thanksgiving-football trophy-card is of value(s).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: What do you want (with me)?
MARTIANS: Thanksgiving football-TV is a Detroit-fanfare standard(s).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: What do you want (with me)?
MARTIANS: Your Detroit-QB football trophy-card is Super Bowl premonition(s).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: What do you want (with me)?
MARTIANS: We like your answers about competition windows of Selfie life.



Friends, two Martians spying on Earth-realm from the Red Planet, Endymion and Duke, wished to inquire of Mr. Amlan Satan's special Thanksgiving-football TV culture 'trophy' (a Detroit-city signed QB-card of Super Bowl premonition) for an angle/accent of what made capitalism and sportsmanship a human race 'thing' of incomplete-arts of things of jars of leviathan/uncertainty (ok). Satan, Slovak-Algerian American Homeland citizen/immigrant/patriot/football-fan, wondered why his autographed/signed Detroit-QB football card featuring a Western world athlete who acquired Lombardi-trophy honor post-move to sunny-Cali was suddenly a 'spotlight-superstition' made by spies from Mars (hmmm). Was this Selfie-like?



MARTIANS (Endymion & Duke): We like the idea of signed Detroit-QB trophy image.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: What do you want (with me)?
MARTIANS: How you compare your Thanksgiving-trophy with (other) cards now?
SATAN: I guess since Detroit is a Thanksgiving-TV host-town, my card's one miracle.
MARTIANS: Miracle?
SATAN: Thanksgiving is get-together for food/TV/chat; football's a table-violet, ok!
MARTIANS: Violet.
SATAN: My Detroit-QB card features an athlete who finally won a Super Bowl, ok!
MARTIANS: Super Bowl TV-ad culture is complement for Thanksgiving-football TV?
SATAN: That's truth for jars of change, Martians (ok!).
MARTIANS: Your TV land is one of incomplete-distances readings of capitalism.
SATAN: That's truth for jars of video-games (e.g., SimCity), Martians (ok!).
MARTIANS: You sharp prince for your dominion of things turkey-breast (farewell).
SATAN: Good test...Selfie-like (thanx).



What did the two Martians want? Why were they so fascinated by Amlan Satan's Thanksgiving-football TV culture 'reflection' Detroit-QB card of Super Bowl premonition(s) now? Amlan knew if his inquirers were for deed (actually!) spies from the Red Planet, his diplomacy-reaction was one of incomplete-arts of things of profit/shining for our Earth-realm (ok!). Maybe football/TV had for deed become a 'thing' of capitalism race jellybeans for superstitions/states (for leviathan/uncertainty). What do you think (for doubt)?




"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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