Amlan/Marcus: Transylvania Thorn Vases

Ambitious amateur detectives trek to Romania where their hostess-princess leads them to a vampire-map 'smoke' worth of a 'themes' fear.

Vampire short. Happy Memorial Day, all 

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AMLAN: Our journey to the moonlit land of Romania (Transylvania) finds our IQ.

MARCUS: We're 'cool' co-adventurers for the memoirs of vampire-inquiry vanities!
AMLAN: Our hostess-lady (Esmerelda) shall offer us haven for our lofty dreams, no?

MARCUS: She's a cool Romanian aristocrat with impression of our American blogs.

AMLAN: She did seem deep in thought for our blood-immortals (vampire) theories.

MARCUS: Yes, in fact, she was insistent to talk about 'alternatives' to cannibalism!

AMLAN: We overground humans need water for sustenance, not human blood, ha.

MARCUS: Perhaps this Transylvanian-princess offering us study-haven is a mystic!

AMLAN: Facebook-like (for leviathan/uncertainty).

Amlan/Marcus, affable American Homeland co-inquirers/pals, darted to the moonlit/mystery land of Transylvania, where their hostess-princess (Esmerelda) waited to offer haven and study-space for their streets-interviews about local vampire maps/lore hoisted by the languages of the folks of Romania (Europe). She seemed as intrigued by the two detectives' Western vampire-IQ blogs as she was when she first contacted them by email post-read of their 'cool' writing about this alternate-universe 'image' of non-cannibalism cannibalism (Selfie-like!).

However, there was something deep in the eyes of Esmerelda, their hostess-lady in Romania (hmmm). It became clear to the protagonist prince-pals of the American Homeland that Esmerelda was, for some mystery-rationale, part of some Romanian vampire 'underground' conversation(s) for the smoke/invisibility of this form of lifestyle or 'intelligence' hair. Ingestion of blood by vampires reflected the creature-human 'agenda' to find alternatives to water for Earth world sustenance. Amlan/Marcus wondered why such a ravishing aristocrat (in Transylvania!) would seek a wallet-immersion in that dark 'thing' of what made blood-immortals memoirs/stories/hyperbole a Selfie image of simplified thorns for the Ego.

AMLAN: What's the Babylon-meaning of those discovered voice-recordings of her?

MARCUS: Let's simply give-thanks to our God that we've returned safe to America!

AMLAN: As Catholic inquirers of that dark-universe, we're humbled by language?
MARCUS: Esmerelda's various tapes of recorded talk of vampire hypnosis was Hell!

AMLAN: It was quite-possible those leering strangers in the streets knew of her.

MARCUS: I concur with such conjecture, pal...maybe it was all a religious test!

AMLAN: We found half-truths and smoke-image of that blood-alternative life, pal.

MARCUS: Facebook-like (for the thesauruses).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)