Coffee Shop

Just going for a walk.

The other day I decided to go for a walk.
I was walking just thinking and having a pleasant time then I ran into the president.
I stopped and said to him mr. president, I don't want to tell you how to do your job but I just don't understand your health care plan.
He said yeah I don't really get it either.
I said but why would you make something you don't understand?
He said well it makes us all similar doesn't it? The not understanding?
And I supposed he was right so I left him on his way.
A few blocks later I found myself in the red light district.
I don't often visit but there is a really nice local coffee shop there.
I came across someone standing in a window and I asked them hey why are you standing in that window?
He said oh I'm just cleaning it.
I said oh I'm glad you aren't being sold or anything like that.
He said no that's your job.
I said no I don't want to be sold I just want to get some coffee.
He asked but how are you going to pay for it?
I figured he had a point so I climbed up in the window.
I sat there for a while and noticed he did a very bad job of cleaning that window so I got down and went to the owner of the shop.
I said do you have a bucket? I want to clean that window.
He said no I donated it to the local coffee shop because they were out of milk.
I said oh that is very generous of you.
He said yes it is but I miss that bucket. We used to watch E.R. together. There is a new episode on tonight. George Clooney. Must see TV. Must see. How am I supposed to watch TV without my bucket?
I supposed he had a point so I went to get the bucket.
I finally arrived at the local coffee shop. I looked for the owner and found him in the bathroom stall.
I asked if he still had the bucket.
He said get the f**k out of here. I'm trying to s**t.
I figured I was probably being rude and he had a point so I left.
Now it's getting late and I should really get back home.
I hear there's a new episode of E.R. on tonight.