Thoughts of a MADMAN!

Insanity and goofiness mixed with horror.

Thoughts of a Madman.

Stories:
Stories, Stories, Stories.
I LOVE STORIES!
The ones about love,
The ones about the sky above.
The ones about murder, blood, and guts.
The ones where a man loses his nuts.
But there's not too many out there,
so I decided to tell them for a price so fair.
I'm now locked in a cell, looking out at the world.
Only time will tell,
when my Scheme will make it's final whirl.
-Siv (Stabby) Scrab.

Farts:
Farts are great.
They come from the taint.
I love them so,
though they make everyone want to go.
They make me laugh,
They make me giggle,
If only stuff wouldn't come out when you wiggle.
I love Farts.
-Siv (Stabby) Scrab.

Chocolate:
I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
If you try to take mine,
Then you'd better WATCH IT!
I wouldn't even give it to you for a DIME!
Chocolate is so fine.
It's quite divine.
But I don't eat chocolate balls.
Last time I had it, it tasted like the balls the fall from a bunnies rear end!
I HATE chocolate balls.
-Siv (Stabby) Scrab.

ESCAPE!
I've murdered the guard,
He tried to take my chocolate.
Nobodies around to stop THIS RETARD!
I'm going to lick,
up some blood,
then murder those who judge.

Time to Run,
Time to Leave,
the other guards were stunned,
then I showed them what I had up my sleeve.
Their dead now,
and I am out.
WHAT NOW!?

Pointless:
I've killed so many,
and now I'm bored.
ooooooooo look a penny!
D****t it's cardboard.
Hmmmm, what to do now?
I've slaughtered the cows.
Maybe I'll let myself drowse.

What to do now?:
I've killed almost everyone,
There's not much left to kill.
I'm pretty much done,
Thank god for a cyanide pill!

What to do, what to do?
WAIT! There's always YOU!
The reader pf this BOOK,
Shall be the last victim took.


I'm HERE!
I'm looking at you, YOU LOUSE!
Don't be afraid,
I'm just gonna stab you with this blade.
Then I'll dig you a Grave,
With my special spade.


Just whatever you do.
DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!