Hooters

Hooters

A Chapter by Ana Papaya
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The owls are hooting 
a wise knowing song 
consulting their oracle 
the moon before dawn 
Rednecks are drinking 
slurring a tune 
gawking at girls 
with b***s big as the moon 
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© 2020 Ana Papaya


Author's Note

Ana Papaya
Just a silly poem that I wrote a while ago and was reminded of... So here I post.

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Well, we are such simple creatures that it's understandable how confusing it can be talking to someone AND looking at their faces too.
And when beer is involved, then that explains the monosyllabic grunting too.
I try not to stare, but we can't all be rocket surgeons. One slight sight of cleavage and we become gibbering wrecks who let their eyes do the walking and constantly forget what it is they are talking abo... What were we talking about?
It's not like we're all like that though, some of us can act responsibly and never leer or sta... What were we talking about again? 😀

Posted 9 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Ana Papaya

9 Months Ago

I can't remember what we were talking about. :)
Thanks Lorry!



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SO NICE!
And round and milky white...
Can hardly blame those owls.
The moon is a thing of beauty.


Posted 9 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Ana Papaya

9 Months Ago

Right? :)
Can't blame them.
Well, we are such simple creatures that it's understandable how confusing it can be talking to someone AND looking at their faces too.
And when beer is involved, then that explains the monosyllabic grunting too.
I try not to stare, but we can't all be rocket surgeons. One slight sight of cleavage and we become gibbering wrecks who let their eyes do the walking and constantly forget what it is they are talking abo... What were we talking about?
It's not like we're all like that though, some of us can act responsibly and never leer or sta... What were we talking about again? 😀

Posted 9 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Ana Papaya

9 Months Ago

I can't remember what we were talking about. :)
Thanks Lorry!
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SKY
lol this is rhythmic and funny read especially the last two lines....

Posted 4 Years Ago


Ana Papaya

4 Years Ago

Thank you. :)
I think I was in a funny mood when I wrote this.
SKY

4 Years Ago

I think you often write too much funny things when you're happy lol
Welcome :)
This made me goofy smile and goofy laugh!

You clever wee thing!

Posted 4 Years Ago


Ana Papaya

4 Years Ago

Yeah, this is what writing poetry after a few beers gets you I guess. :)
aLittlePain

4 Years Ago

Lol...a great result in my book.
I love it, this was great. Hooters and b***s, owls and rednecks, both mesmerized by their oracles.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Ana Papaya

4 Years Ago

Thanks very much James!
Very clever & entertaining . . . nice double meaning . . . I find myself longing for a little more, tho.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Ana Papaya

4 Years Ago

Sorry barleygirl, I'm only offering up my hooters here. Maybe I show you more privately?
.. read more
barleygirl

4 Years Ago

you're hilarious! *smile*
Ana Papaya

4 Years Ago

look for my sequel: Tooters
Lol its almost like a funny lymrick. Good job. I see ur poems are short and sweet. Sometimes there's not much to say but just few simple words but if u choose it just right they can still pack a punch! Keep it up! :)

Posted 4 Years Ago


Ana Papaya

4 Years Ago

Thanks! I was in a funny mood when I wrote this! :)
ha ha ha. This is very funny.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Ana Papaya

4 Years Ago

Thanks. :)
I would stop in at one in Tempe. First, the servers were not exceedingly endowed. Second, it was hilarious to watch the patrons. Finally, it was fun talking with whoever was working the bar. Most of the people working there were able to pay for their second or third year of college from their tips.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Ana Papaya

4 Years Ago

I never worked at a hooters but I did bartend for a while and was able to use the wages and tips to .. read more
rofl - insert a ton of laughter here.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Ana Papaya

4 Years Ago

Thank you. :))

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