Romeo and Juliet

The fight scene between Mercutio, Romeo, and Tybalt...and a random extra. It was for an English project. Cut me a break if it sucks. >.<

MERCUTIO: Hey, man!

 

ROMEO: Oh uh...hey, man! Listen, I've got something to tell you!

 

MERCUTIO: What is it?

 

ROMEO: I'm in love! ...Again! Second time this week! New record!

 

MERCUTIO: Really???

 

ROMEO: Yeah! We got married!

 

MERCUTIO: What? Is she hot?!?!

 

ROMEO: Yes! Just look at her!

       [Juliet spins in circles, giggling like a school girl]

 

MERCUTIO: Uhmm..isn't she a Capulet?

 

ROMEO: Oh look it's Tybalt!

        [Enter Tybalt]

TYBALT: Romeo, there’s only one thing to call you! A villain!

ROMEO: Dude, I think of you as family! HINT HINT WINK WINK! I
won’t fight you!

TYBALT: C’mon, man! I’m mad! Fight me!

ROMEO: Emo kids won’t fight!

MERCUTIO: Romeo, you’re so lame! Fight me, Tybalt! Fight me!

TYBALT: You talkin’ to me, man?

MERCUTIO: Duh? Now let’s fight!
[Mercutio draws his sword]
TYBALT: I will kill you dead, foo!

ROMEO: Drop the sword, Mercutio!

MERCUTIO: Fight, Tybalt! Don’t be a coward!
[Tybalt pokes Mercutio with the sword]
MERCUTIO: Hey! I wasn’t ready!

TYBALT: You were the one saying ‘fight me, fight me’!
[They draw their swords to fight, but stop and look at Olivia]

OLIVIA: Oh…oh yeah!

[She pulls an index card out of her back pocket]
OLIVIA: Screams in horror. Oh, wait! Ahhh…

[Everyone else looks at her, shrugs, and Tybalt and Mercutio fight]

ROMEO: Stop! Stop this! The Prince said no more fighting!

[Romeo stands between them, bends over to cry, and Tybalt stabs Mercutio]

OLIVIA: Run, Tybalt, run!
[Tybalt leaves]

MERCUTIO: I hate you all, I curse both the Montagues and Capulets!

ROMEO: I’m sorry Mercutio! I just got a little emotional!

MERCUTIO: No, seriously! Shut. Up! I’m going to be worm food!

ROMEO: It can’t be that bad!

MERCUTIO: It’s not horrible, but it’s bad! Get me a doctor! Curse you all!
[Olivia drags Mercutio off]

OLIVIA: Yep! He’s dead!

ROMEO: He’s dead? Oh why couldn’t it be me?
[Olivia runs in front of Romeo]

OLIVIA: That’s called foreshadowing!
[Olivia runs off again and Tybalt re-enters]

ROMEO: I will avenge you, Mercutio!

TYBALT: Dude! I killed him! I’ll kill you dead too!

ROMEO: Let’s leave it to this fight to decide who dies!

[Just before they fight, they look at Olivia again]

OLIVIA: Oh, right! Screams again. Wait, wait. Ah.

MERCUTIO: Okay, seriously? Who cast you!?
[They glare at her before continuing with the fight]
[After a few moments of fighting, Romeo stabs Tybalt]

TYBALT: Uhhmm…Line!

MIKAYLA: …Tybalt falls.

TYBALT: Oh. Tybalt falls!

MIKAYLA: No! That’s the action!

TYBALT: Oh! Why didn’t you just say that to begin with? Tybalt falls!
[He falls, dead]

ROMEO: Oh no! Now I’m in trouble! Life sucks.
[Romeo cries]

OLIVIA: Run Ty-Romeo! Run!

[Juliet runs in and sees Romeo]

 

ROMEO: Juliet, my love! Can I have a hug?

[Juliet sees Tybalt and screams before slapping Romeo and stalking off]

 

ROMEO: No!!!

[He sobbs]

 

Author's Note

Appealing? Funny? Humorous? Decent? Okay? Bad? FML? Go die now?

Reviews

[Weeping Willow]

hehehe i liked being mercutio and i'm sorry but MERCUTIO WAS THE BEST (OF COURSE, BEING MY CHARACTER) AND HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!

[Elvina CZq]

Refreshing. LOL. Made my day for reading this.

[Mikayla]

OBVIOUSLY

[AmeliaMae]

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING MY DEAR! TYBALT IS THE BEST (SEEING AS HE WAS MY CHARACTER XD) GOOD JOB!