The Great U.S. Open T-Shirt Controversy

 

The balloon wasn’t the only stupid thing Jake, Anderson, and BJ have done. Jake, Anderson, and BJ just came back from the US open we are all in the locker room after a morning practice BJ just put on his Shirt he got from the US Open and it has a girl swimmer on it which would imply BJ has bought a girls shirt

Jake: "BJ why is there a girl on your shirt?"

BJ: “Um..."

Anderson: "I have a girl on my Open shirt too"

Jake: “You have a van on your shirt!"

BJ: "How did you confuse a girl and a van?"

Anderson: " I dono I'm always getting girls and vans confused. Sometimes I think I'm doing a girl and then realize it’s actually a van."

Jake: "What about your van?"

Anderson: "Sometimes I walk up to it after practice and see guys all around it trying to make love to it"

Jake: "what, do they use the exhaust pipe?"

Anderson: "Yea"

BJ: "I bet you have to beat them off with a stick"

Anderson: "Yea I..."

Tran: "Aw Hell!!! What the F**k is wrong with you!"