Tattletale

My oldest sister was my nemesis. She ratted me out every chance she had. A freckled tattletale who wouldn't rest until I was grounded for life. She ended up a lovely adult and a loving sister.

       

She was Nurse Ratchet. She was every girl who'd break my heart.

She was Patty. She was the oldest. She was a mob boss.

She was every DMV clerk I'd ever have to suffer.

She was a hanging judge. She told our parents each

time I smoked or drank beer or said s**t or damn.

I don't know how but she has 3 great daughters and David.

David is McMurphy from Cuckoo's Nest. Nothing's sacred.

Missionary sex in the dark with hymns is not his thing.