THE ENERGIZER BUNNY

Lately each night

When I go to sleep

That Energizer Bunny

Turns into a creep

 

When I close my eyes

While lying in bed

That stupid rabbit

Pops into my head

 

He bangs on his drum

And runs all around

Just driving me nuts

With that booming sound

 

He flaps his hind paws

Like he’s going somewhere

Spins round and comes back

And then, starts to glare

 

He gives me that look

As if trying to say

“I don’t need more power”

“I can run night and day”

 

Just like that commercial

He goes on and on

But as morning arrives

It’s no longer fun

 

One night I’ll catch him

As he comes pass

And rip those Energizers

Right, out of his a*s

 

I’ll shove some Coppertops

Right up, where the Energizers should be

I know that

Will drive him crazy

 

Then I’ll have a chuckle

As his tail starts to unwind

And those new Coppertops

Drive him out of his mind                          

 

Then I’d be contented

As he zoom’s out of sight

So I can at last

Get some sleep, at night

BOEMS BY JA 107          

Reviews

[Lorraine]

Very funny. I suffer with insomnia, so this resonated.