REACHING THE HOLY GRAIL

If you find

You’re going blind

And your hearing starts to fail

 

It’s hard to talk

And you can’t walk

So you begin to flail

 

Your thoughts are blurred

Not being heard

You feel like using Braille

 

Your head spins round

Starts to pound

So you begin to wail

 

Your stomach turns

Your food returns

And your face is turning pale

 

You start to hack

Try holding back

But it’s to no avail

 

You start the heaves

Your butt hole leaves

Does in your throat impale

 

You lose control

Of your a*****e

You’ve reached the Holy Grail

 

Then your vomit

Spews a comet

Leaving such a pungent trail

 

There’s just one thing

To relief bring

Put your head into a pail

 

But do not breathe

While underneath

Just make sure you exhale

 

Thus, next time swear

You’ll take more care

And don’t drink so much ale

BOEMS by JA 200    

Reviews

[Pete]

it's no fluke.
when we need to puke.
we all need some luck.
so we don't upchuck.

good advice for all. made me smile. thanks for sharing.