Cognito

it's bad enough calling me Muffin but to be called little red riding hood...gee

 

(R)alphie is Muffin, 

(H)aresh Daswani is Gigo http://www.writerscafe.org/link/302620/

(J) James Reider is Macho http://www.writerscafe.org/link/302621/

 

 

 

 

Where the f**k is Muffin, that’s all I seem to hear from you guys and why on earth are you, Gigo, smoking in this café, “are you nuts” were suppose to be in cognito. You’re starting to become a pain in the butt, and I suppose it has to do with your lack nookie. 

Macho, the video you managed to get from the bank on Wednesday of the account rep entering her code is different from the one I got on Thursday. I suppose Mr. Lack of Nookie (Gigo) needs to write an algorithm to determine what the next code will be on the date of the Heist.

 Please grab another camera pen when you make your deposit, Gigo, but don’t let the account rep see it.

Macho, I also pulled the blue prints of the bank dating back to 1995 and found the vent in that one room for the deposit, tappers off; you’re just a tab bit too big to get into it so we’ll have to blind it with an intense burst of infrared light. That will give us 5 to 7 minutes to complete the job depending on if the model is an X or Y. We can time the complete heist at the warehouse. Rehearse is tomorrow night at 7 pm.

By the way, be sure to pick up some blow up dolls or manikins so we can simulate the guards and tellers at the warehouse. We have to plans this to the tee…wait, better make them manikins, no telling what guys will do with the dolls…

 

I read over your reports, and we need second codes now for our paper trail. I will be Rabbit, Macho, you be Lion, and Muffin, you be Red Riding hood"

They hate me for the names, but you can never be too safe. 

Look, Rabbit will have to enter the cave where all the Genies reside. These Genies will have to be released from their prison, deep inside. There are owls on the ceiling, Red Riding Hood, we need to blind them. There are quite a few pigs around who try to look like wolves, Lion, you know how to devour and disarm them. There are a few sheep frolicking and hiding, they all have to be kept at bay, and I will hop and skip to the magical box and answer its secret question. - This is the note I wrote down on my SMS to Muffin and Macho, they must've understood. 

"To free the Genies from the evil clutches of those animals, should Lion, Rabbit, and Red Riding Hood smoke them out with skunks?” All is a blank right now as we pass around comments and questions. This is a cafe, and people might hear us. There are depositors and other clients who cross the road and come here, regular clients might recognize us, all have to be coded as if we are Writers in Writerscafe trying to collaborate on a Children's fable. Women on the other table find our story very strange. Whoever thought of a children's fable containing military tactics?

"Once the skunk flirts in the room, most of the animals will join together and leave her alone. This will reduce the number of animals, and bring more of the pigs closer. Some pigs will get angry, but at least they won't all be hiding. Pigs are never predators anyway, they're pigs. We huff and puff on the straw house, and do the same with the wooden house, but to get the pig to get out of his concrete house, we hold all the other animals hostage. With the owls blind, the king will never know what is happening in the secret cave", I think this will bring a good drift.

I sit back and take another sip of coffee; I think I should be writing Children's books as well.

 

 

"New names?! We already had f****n names! Man, this is getting confusing. I guess that is why my job is to bust heads, I'm not much of a thinker, but new names? This could cause chaos, it could cause hesitation when hesitation is going to be bad.” I crack my knuckles. Gigo gets a fearful look in his eye. "I'm not gonna hit ya man. Not while you're on my team. These new names are insane, I will have to write mine on my hand.” I pull out a flask of Old Grand Dad and add it to my Frappachino.

"And I'll tell you another thing...” I continue. "I am not going to be playing with no blow up dolls. I may be sexually frustrated, but I am not touching them filthy things.” I have been with women far dirtier than any blow up doll, but these guys don't need to know that. "What will we do with the load? Why not just blow the f****n warehouse up? It will secure our plans forever.” My idea seemingly strikes a chord with Muffin and Gigo, so I continue more confidently. "Yea, blow it up I said.  If we blast the god damn.... Hey! What the f**k are you looking at dude? How about I just come over there and wipe your ritzy a*s with your newly post acne face you dumb f**k!"

I begin to rise, but Muffin steadies me with a hand on my shoulder. His eyes pleading with me to sit down and stick to the job at hand. "I know where you live, I seen you before, you just mind your own f*****g business...” I sit back down and lower my voice. "If we blast the god damn bank right off of that there street corner, we will have a reputation. We will be able to take any bank after that, even the Federal Reserve if we so desire. I say, from now on, we call this thing the big bang.” And so it begins, this conspiracy is taking shape and we are going to better humanity... The natural way.

 

Author's Note

were getting closer

Reviews

[Angela]

Haha!! These guys are too funny. Macho definitely is just that. He can't help but throw his muscle around. I'm surprised that he can keep it together. LOL...The man needs a little bit more patience. I like the changes in the names and the fact that they are trying to make everyone else think they are collaborating on a children's story.

Good thinking guys! I'm on pins and needles wanting to know what happens next. Good job!

[Kena Dawn Augustine]

iNTERESTING. getting good. i want to see how it all turns out. Those men are dirty. downright dirty.

"By the way, be sure to pick up some blow up dolls or manikins so we can simulate the guards and tellers at the warehouse. We have to plans this to the tee�wait, better make them manikins, no telling what guys will do with the dolls� (HA HA. THAT'S FUNNY)

have been with women far dirtier than any blow up doll, but these guys don't need to know that. (ANOTHER FUNNY PART. YOU ARE FUNNY)

Macho is the Lion??? Lucky him! i love lions. I like that depicting the characters as animals. how unique!


cafe friend..kena

[Pj]

Wow I am addicted...the whole thing so far I have devoured in one sitting! Lol

The intertextual references was very well done through the children's tales. It made the whole situation even more funny, as it contrasts the innocence of children with the 'big bad' world lol

Can't wait for the next piece :D