The Warehouse

The otherside of Macho

 

(R)alphie is Muffin, 

(H)aresh Daswani is Gigo http://www.writerscafe.org/link/302620/

(J) James Reider is Macho http://www.writerscafe.org/link/302621/

 

 

 

Friday 7 pm

Warehouse

 

Well it’s good to see everyone’s on time.

 Wow, it looks just like the bank, a dynamic reproduction of the vault, based on the video and each guard including the stillness of their actual appearance.  I see that Gigo and Macho both installed the cameras, the deposits rooms and even a few offices. The stairs leading down to the vault was a touch of genius. 

Although Gigo hadn’t gone to made a deposit he seemed confident that his algorithm would work. That’s a true “geek”. He only has a few days to number crunch, hack into the system, and then consider Macho idea of blowing the bank up. 

Macho, if we’re going to blow up the bank, and our goal is the vault, where do we put the hostages. You need to run me through this… very carefully, because we can’t have any casualties.

Here is what I will do. I enter the bank with two infrared intensity beams. I turn to the right, left, and walk straight ahead then proceed towards the second array of cameras. I repeat what I did to enter the bank, now you have 7 minutes to get out the bank.

Macho, come in with your disguise quickly and subdue the guards, and I will mask up to push the hostages into a deposit room.

Gigo, make sure you take the spare infrared belt to shut the cameras down in the vault. Now take it from here Gigo, this is your heist to begin with…

 

Just remember, you’re going to be little red riding hood if we get caught…

 

 

We ran through the same operations again and again. "Muffin, we need to trigger some initial disturbance before entering. We have to smoke 'em up, cause some sort of discord so they won't be hiding when they know that there is trouble". 

I think we are now getting it. They are. When I visit the bank tomorrow for a deposit, I will plant remote operated stinkers where the guards are hiding by the inner vaults. This will make sure they would be within the visible range around the hallway. Without anyone hiding, our 7-minute plan will work out. The infrared bursts will also be pre planted. I have found some spots within the bank where these things can be hidden from anyone, yet cause havoc once remotely activated. I briefed both Macho and Muffin, who looks at me and giggle. Yes, I am a nerd. 

"Are all our disguises ready? We park our van by the corner and scram fast. We do not want casualties, but we do not want to get caught either. We need a fast getaway and we need to remain untraceable" I have been quite exhausted, but we had to run through the whole rehearsal until we can do it without even thinking. The last thing we want is thinking twice in an instantaneous situation. We have been numbed by the repetition that it will go very well. 

I sit and take rest from the whole thing. I think I should be writing children's books giving basics on computers, or military tactics. These are both growing worldwide. I chug down a bottle of water, falling asleep. Tomorrow, I have to deposit.

 

"Gentlemen, this is my proposal..." Standing in the make shift lobby of this bank with a bunch of dummies, some of them living, is not my idea of a Friday night well spent. I want this rehearsal to be over. "Muffin, you seem to have a way with, Ms. Pluasure, is it? Unbelievable. Anyway, you will be smooth talking her before anything major begins. Gigo, you and I will plant the explosives, here, here and here..." I said, strategically pointing to the outer perimeter of the vault. "Things will get dicey once the guards find us around the vault unattended. Doesn't matter, I will handle them. Once those three charges are planted, you will need to plant four more inside the vault. I cannot, go into the vault with you... Alarms will sound and we need at least 5 minutes after the charges are planted before anyone knows what is going on."

I continue while guiding Muffin and Gigo back down the long hallway lined with offices. "When we approach the last office in this hallway, this one here on our right, we can lock all of our hostages inside. It is a good seventy feet away from the vault, and I don't see any reason why they wouldn't be safe. To be sure, we will need to crunch some numbers. Any of you guys have a background in physics? It would come in handy. As we make our way out of this hallway from the vault, Gigo and I are going to have to check each office to make sure it is empty. Anyone in these offices will have to be placed in the holding office with the rest of the hostages. Now, Muffin, once these "rear guards" are successfully captured, you and Gigo will need to take care of anyone in the lobby. This includes Ms. Naomi Pluasure. Unbelievable. There will also be two "tellers" and the receptionist. Do you two think you can handle that? If not, Gigo can guard and I can escort them to the office, but Gigo will need a "stabilizer", maybe a taser and some mace. Any guns we carry should be loaded with rubber bullets. Muffin is right, no dead people."

I look around. "Am I forgetting something? If there are any customers or depositors, we need to make sure to scare the hell out of them. If this all goes according to plan, we will be in and out in seven and a half minutes. Do we want to do a timed run through?” God, this is monotonous, and I need a f****n beer. "I see you are a slight bit puzzled, Muffin. Ok, you will enter first. You will need to engage in conversation with Ms. Plausure. Unbelievable. Maybe query on the status of your deposit. With her distracted, Gigo and I will approach the receptionist and tell her that Gigo forgot his wallet or some s**t. I am sure that she will at least allow him access to the corridor, if not both of us. If she escorts us, then she will be the first hostage. Once we have gained access to the hall, you can continue your escapades with Ms. Plausure, unbelievable, however you wish. Maybe try to convince her to give you a blowjob. You never know, dude. Exactly six minutes after gaining access to the hall, either I or Gigo will return and round up the rest of the hostages. Once they are secured in the "boom room" we will make like bandits and flee the scene. As soon as we are out the door, the detonator will go off and we should hear two separate explosions. We will have whatever cash is to be had, and the hostages will be swimming with the fishes, metaphorically speaking."

I glance into the eyes of my cohorts and am satisfied that they understand. Once this is over, I think I will get a wolf tattooed on me, a very Macho Wolf. A badass wolf, smoking a cigarette and holding a flask. That's the ticket. We set up for rehearsal number one, and my mind wanders ahead to how much easier the women are going to be. I will be a hero.  Yea!

Author's Note

still more coming

Reviews

[Angela]

Hey Ralphie, this is getting exciting. These guys are devious. I thought at first that Gigo was the brains behind the whole thing, but the whole team is pretty bad. I'm with Kena. It would be a shame if they got away with it, but I am loving how this is unfolding.

[Kena Dawn Augustine]

sounds like a detailed plan, i am rooting for their plan not to work, (sorry) bec they are the "bad guys" but it probably will. they seem sharp.

[Pj]

This sounds so awesome! :D
I'm still a loyal fan lol