Modern Sonnet 130

This is just something I came up with out of the blue, I have nothing against Shakespeare so please don't be offended. It's just a little humor.

I won’t say you’re the best thing in the world,
I won’t tell you I love you more than anything
Because that quite simply can’t be true,
I won’t compare your eyes to gems,
Nor compare your lips to a that of a rose,
I won’t say “I love you” in a different language,
These cliché’s are not something I do
It’s something I’ve wanted to say for hours,
And that's, b***h, where the f**k’s my sandwich?

Reviews

[Libby]

That's not exactly modern. More spiffing 1950's gender roles! I like it all the same.

[Davey-sama]

I know what you mean, when I say modern I was pointing out at how men/boys joke about telling their girlfriends to make the a sandwich and get in the kitchen c:

[Libby]

I know. Was teasing you. n.n