FOR GOD'S SAKE! :(

They were too salty I later realised..

I went downstairs at about 6am

Where I felt dead peckish, yet again

So I pulled down the box of 72 weetabix

Got about 3 out and put some milk on...

 

But when I was chomping on the selection of wheat biscuits,

I flatulated, and I had the s***s.

I asked my mother what is wrong?

She looked at me and said, mop up the spillages twat head...

 

From that day on, I stuck to fruit pastilles...

Author's Note

distinctly wheat.

Reviews

[pete Diaz]

Fiber! It is delinquent & unruly... straight from home... straight from the fart
Uh...heart.

[£15 + A S**t BJ]

:')