Oh Pamela, you dirty moo'ed

Silly Pamela was sick for days like

Oh Pamela was a greedy moo cow,

She kept on eating and I don't know how.

The top trolloper of Kent,

Fucked old Pamela in the tent.

Horses and cows should not f**k,

I'd rather kick something up the arse, maybe a duck.

Their children are going to look like Steph Bailey,

A bit of both...