Alex Hardy

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Oh Hardy, you look like death

And pigshit withdraws from your breath

Maybe it's time to wash you hair too

As your dandruff flakes stick like glue

You call everyone retarded, but hey, your Scottish

You're that ugly, you'd get turned down by Alice English

If popped your lips could generate a dirty plume of s**t

They're the size of Katie Price's left tit

You depress me with your boring life

You make me wonder, is your sister your future wife?

State on her, I am intregued

Because if not related, she'd be out of your league

 

You'll probably show this to Mr Todd

Because you're an ugly, big-lipped, Scottish sod

 

Author's Note

Top of my hate list... Long way from my 'care list'

Reviews

[£15 + A S**t BJ]

Briggs is gonna get ya! (hardy)