Oh, Sir Rat

Dedicated to Shano 'Offit' Madderson

I think that you look awfully like a rat

yoov even gt th teef n that

Talking like that doesn't make you hard

It makes you look like a grammatical retard

Your Superdry jacket is probably 10 years old

LOLz, you got told

You are a f*****g inbread little deformed piece of s**t, wanker. Why the f**k are you even alive?

"People like you get no respect, b***h, you better run a check

Chickity check yourself before wreck yourself

Check yourself before you wrickedy wreck yourself

Chickity check yourself before wreck yourself

Big dicks in yo a*s is bad for yo health"

But back to the rant...

You wear your Superdry everyday, and it looks f*****g ridiculous. Didn't know you could look any worse, however, you can. Your little cockhead of a little brother is probably harder than you, and your older brother, who's in the army, is a f*****g disgrace to Britain. You also live in Skerne Park (backs up my point about you being inbread, as well as your facial disfigurement).

 

You're a c**t, and when I threatened you, you f*****g hid behind a girl, who is more of a f*****g man you are and ever will be. Her arms are hairier, and yet, she said "Hiya Jake", and walked off from you hiding behind her back, so then you walked off aswell and got into your s**t, pre-owned car (worth roughly £6.99, insurance about 20p a month) and got your fat mother/sister, whatever the f**k she is, to shout at me, and when you drove off, incidently, you then start mouthing off at me.

 

Tit

Author's Note

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