I Love Arse

Honestly I belive it really is a love story for the ages Much like Twilight and Debbie does Dallas

I enjoy a good book and a nice wine.

A case of malt liqour and a fine behind.

Nice and big good and round.

Thick and big Bobby loves em by the pound.

 

Chillen with the homies in nortern Ireland please sweetheart shake it dam you

me shamrock hard.

Im droolin worse than that old dog on a chain please lend me a leg or at least

let me out the yard.

 

Who needs culture when you have porn.

from ineercity sweethearts to midwest well fed lasses

thank the llord for budweiser and corn.

 

 

Give me a hit Kelley puff puff parse.

I exist for the party and hold a true passion for onenight stands and arse.

 

She's a little big it's okay im a little drunk.

Do what ya will sugar paradise in my reinforced punk.

 

If the block is a rockin to Bobby Oh Sheas ya better not be knockin.

 

In the hottub its not seaworld and thats not shamoo.

Im a pirate always after the booty yes theres nothing Bobby wont do.

 

Whiskey at the pub parking's in the rear.

i herd Kims in the audience with Kanye hell guess togather they make the perfect a*s

someone pass me a beer.

 

You know a mountian climber does thirst for the hills.

Like a Atlanta stripper needs the bills.

How I yern to see ya walk away.

Bouncing like a jacked up car speaker on a hot summer day.

 

 

Stuck in a rut this to my son shall parse.

 Its time to give thanks.

Dear lord i wanna thank you for whiskey wild women and the effection of my errection.

Oh how Bobby does love Arse. 

Reviews

[Davidgeo]

You made a fake profile to comment on youre other fake profile? hahahahahahhahah.... you can't make this s**t up. Ronald Parrish you are easily one of the most pathetic human beings I've ever come across.

[Charlie Sheen]

Its a true work of poetic perfection sprinkled with tigers blood and a line of good coke not that I use drugs.
A ture masterwork good sir.

[Davidgeo]

You made a fake profile to comment on youre other fake profile? hahahahahahhahah.... you can't make this s**t up. Ronald Parrish you are easily one of the most pathetic human beings I've ever come across.