"Mickey The Mouse"

Funny Disney Poem

"Mickey The Mouse"

Mickey Mouse is the ruler of Disneyland

So, let me try and get this old story straight

How could a rat be in power of such grand

Epcot under the sun's majestic rays bright?

Do not try and shake his greedy old rat's hand

For, he's an animal; and animals bite.

You know what? Mickey might just be a raccoon.

We'll have to call the animal control soon.