School Rhyme

School Rhyme

A Poem by Brianna

Teachers stand in class thinking they're all cool
but really they're old school.
Laying down the golden rule
NO TALKING this ain't primary school.

History teachers speak
about the technique 
of the ancient Greek,
and we wonder "will this go on every day of the week?
or will this continue to be a horrifying streak?

Math teachers babble about why Pi equals Three point one four one five
but we turn a blind eye
and think about how we are going to survive.
I think i might need to be revived

Science teachers tell,
about the red blood cell.
our brains swell
but we sit and dwell,
and wait until the alarm bell.

English teachers talk about the situation 
of boring punctuation
this information 
is an abomination
I cant wait until graduation!

We Know School's a pain in the neck,
but if you're looking for a nice pay check
you might as well take a sec
and make sure your mind's in check.

Don't have A homicidal rage
because you'll be stuck in a cage 
until the next ice age!

© 2013 Brianna


Author's Note

Brianna
Tell Me what you think! Its a little weird but it took me forever to get it to rhyme and to get it to make sense ( kinda )

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I love the humor, Brianna, and any sane person who had been to school can relate to this. Funny, but true. I hope teachers can read this and be enlightened. Hahaha. :) The rhymes were impressive but there are times when some lines are better off without such. More power. And more humor. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


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All of it ties to school, which is great, considering it is called the "School Rhyme" xD but it's great. The rhymes were amazing. Goood Job!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I loved the rhyming and humor in this poem

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I love the humor, Brianna, and any sane person who had been to school can relate to this. Funny, but true. I hope teachers can read this and be enlightened. Hahaha. :) The rhymes were impressive but there are times when some lines are better off without such. More power. And more humor. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

haha, well nice pen :))
i like it,
I agree with each line.. I can relate to this one.
School//study is really pain in neck, just like now, but in the end until the graduation day I can assure myself that This what were talking Pain in neck, will be reason why Im a professional in my work on future
..great poem :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I loved it. It really reminds me of school

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This speaks reality. I remembered how I was in college. The teachers and subjects that I have to deal with. Really, really cool! I love these piece. If you don't mind, I wanna share this on my facebook wall. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Brianna

10 Years Ago

Thanks, and that would be fine!

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