Miserable Limerick collection

Limericks :)

There was once a town named Double,

whose citizens were nothing but trouble.

They set the town on fire,

and watched it expire.

Now Double is nothing but rubble.

There once was a man named Chad,

who lived at home with his dad.

Till his dad had enough

and packed up his stuff.

Now Chad is homeless and sad.

There once was a girl named sally

who did naughty things in an alley.

Till they caught her one day

and locked her away.

Now she's doing 2 to 5 in the valley.

There was a day so doomy.

Despairish and quite gloomy.

Filled with dread,

and the living dead,

and zombies eating right through me.