The Spinach Conspiracy

The Spinach Conspiracy

A Poem by Christina May Shanaberg
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Mothers seem to have a way of hiding it just about everywhere!

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THE SPINACH CONSPIRACY

 

There is something going on, in our kitchen,

And I think that my, own, mother is involved;

While she is sneaking around, I keep looking in,

Hoping the green mystery can be solved.

 

I am sure that I saw it in the pizza, homemade,

And what was that green stuff in the meatballs;

Twas some dark green lettuce in the salad she made;

There is something green hidden behind these walls.

 

She made some weird green bread and toasted it

To serve with her delicious soup of the tomato;

That green twas in my burger, reminded me of it;

I am sure that she thinks the green doesn't show.

 

I love her lasagna, but I found some green there;

And, her meatloaf has a hint of green in it, too;

Why did I find it hiding in this cheese souffle, here;

Brother spotted it on a chicken sandwich; who knew.

 

She seems to be hiding this stuff everywhere;

For some mysterious reason, feeding it to me;

I'm writing this for, after I am dead, those who care;

Mother is poisoning me with green stuff I can see.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2011 Christina May Shanaberg


Author's Note

Christina May Shanaberg
I have created the "I Can Write About Anything" one day contest. The key word is "spinach!" However, I decided to try the challenge, myself. I really enjoyed it, too. We have to try this, again.

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Mothers will try anything to get her kids to eat healthy. Sometimes way back when a little of the green stuff mixed in helped a meal go a little farther. You and your brother were very good at hiding or finding a way to hide the food you didn't like under the plate or somewhere and later giving it a quick flush. LOL

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Mothers will try anything to get her kids to eat healthy. Sometimes way back when a little of the green stuff mixed in helped a meal go a little farther. You and your brother were very good at hiding or finding a way to hide the food you didn't like under the plate or somewhere and later giving it a quick flush. LOL

Posted 12 Years Ago


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Haha! So cute! I loved it!

Posted 12 Years Ago


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I love this and I did get this cook book and believe me I snuck it in where I could lol... :) xx

Posted 12 Years Ago


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awesome write! I love spinach, along with brocoli my favourite greens,hell i even like brussel sprouts lol, great rhythm to this write

Posted 12 Years Ago


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This is awesome! :) Gotta love mom's! :)

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Definitely brought back memories to my childhood. Fun to read and very cherished by this author.

Posted 12 Years Ago


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i always liked spinach; maybe that's where i went wrong...a little green fun, i see

Posted 12 Years Ago


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this was a great poem, and what a creative mother you have to be using it in all those different dishes. lol

well done christina!

by the way I love spinach!

Posted 12 Years Ago


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She's tricking you little kid.
I wouldn't trust her a bit. Ha!
Cute poem!

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Added on August 25, 2011
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Christina May Shanaberg
Christina May Shanaberg

Mount Vernon, OH



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I am a former member of North Shore Writers' Guild in Willoughby OH. I have had numerous poems published and letters. I am, currently, working on a screen play that I hope will interest my cousin-in.. more..

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