The AllA Stage Play by Forgotten and LovedOswald: Hi, Mary
Mary: Hey, sexy. I
haven't seen you in a few days. Where you been?
Oswald: France
Mary: Was it fun?
Oswald: It was okay.
Mary: Care to
elaborate?
Oswald: No.
Mary: Did ya get
laid?
Oswald: I didn't.
Mary: Nothing at all.
Oswald: I made eye
contact with a few girls but, nothing too serious.
Mary: Can I come in?
Oswald: Sure. Why
not?
Mary: This place is
as terrible as ever. How have you been?
Oswald: Fair enough.
You?
Mary: Oh, I'm too old
to know anymore. I realzie the older I get the less and less I care. I've never
been lonely before which is nice. I've always had someone. You know Mr. Charles
down the hall?
Oswald: Sure. Old
guy. Grey hair. Glasses.
Mary: Yes, the very
one! He and I have had.... welll...
Oswald: Yes. I have
heard.
Mary: Does it disgust
you to hear about my sex life?
Oswald: Mary, I have
known you for 5 years and this is all you talk about. It's perfectly fine.
Mary: Why haven't we
ever?
Oswald: We've
considered it, but we've always decided to go in separate directions.
Mary: Let's change
that tonight. I want you to ravish me and make me a very, very very naughty
girl.
Oswald: I'm going to
read some Dostoyevsky instead.
Mary: You haven't
much interest in intimacy, have you?
Oswald: I haven't a
clue. I enioy cuddling the occasonal hug and handshake. Otherwise I'd rather be
alone with my Russian novels and a tad of mountain dew on the side.
Mary: That will rot
your teeth and brains
Oswald: We all must
go sometime.
Mary: How old are
you?
Oswald: Ageless
Mary: There you are
with that vagueness and mystique to you, per usual. I am 85. I am, not ashamed
to say it. I have seen much in some ways, but in others I have seen next to
nothing. That's a meaningless statemenjt. Don't put much stock in it.
Oswald: I never do. I
am clearly younger than you. I have never had a lover. I have loved, however
Mary: Heartborken so
you hardened your heart? Typical. You need to get over that
Oswald: Sadly I am
hardly that much of a textbook case.
Mary: Then what
Oswald: it doesn't
much matter. we're supposed to be mysteries to one another. That's how life is
supposed to work.
Mary: Without
connection we'll shrivel up and die
oswald: that's new
age hogwash
mary: and yet that's
what most people believe
oswald: i choose to
be an outsider. want to listen to some music?
mary: no. i want to
talk
oswald: not too much
of that happening. you want sex. i want solitude.
mary: i might be a
sex fiend but i desire more than that.
oswald: tell me about
your childhood.
mary: tell me about
yours.
oswald: fair play. i
had a good one and a bad oine and a dull one and a lonely one and a lovely one
and a suicidal one and a frustrated one and a romantic one. it was wonderful
and cursed. here i am today.
mary: amazing. i wish
i could tell you about mine, but the hens are not roosting at the moment. Do
you have cheerios?
Oswald: No I'm
allergic to them
Mary: No one is
allergic to cheerios.
Oswald: I have
convinced myself I am.
Mary: Well, do you
have any kinds of cereal?
Oswald: I am allergic
to all cereals or any kind of breakfast item. Soon I will be allergic to all
luinch and dinner and desert items too. My plan is to be food-free by the end
of the year.
Mary: A lofty goal. I
was raised by nuns.
Oswald: Were they
strict or lenient?
Mary: Rough and
tumbled nights.
Oswald: This is a
puzzle.
Mary: I wish to…..
Oswald: Wishes are
irrelevant. Do.
Mary: Something
strange has begun to transpire. I am not myself.
Oswald: It's
perfectly okay. Don't worry, relax, calm yourself and know there is possibly a
higher power who will welcome you one day.
Mary: What good does
that do me now?
Oswald: it's always
there, just in case.
Mary: I'm going to
get going.
Oswald: You may do
what you like.
Mary: May you walk me
to my door?
Oswald: I don't want
to leave my apartment again. Too many phantoms reside beyond these walls.
Mary: I understand.
But I'd still appreciate your company.
Oswald: We have had
our company. This has been the result
Mary: You're correct,
naturally Shall I come again soon?
Oswald: Anytime you
wish.
Mary: I'll see you
when I wish, then.
Oswald: Abvsolutely.
Take care.
(Mary exits.)
Oswald lies on floor.
Mary re-enters.
Mary: I wish for
another chat.
Oswald: Begin.
Mary: Have we ever
you know?
Oswald: Do you want
to?
Mary: Any reason why
we shouldn't?
Oswald: Life is so
difficult.
Mary: Yes? No?
Oswald: Life is so
frustrating and lovely and bleak and wonderful. Too many paradoxes. Too many
grays. Too many possible hurts and consequences. Plus, you're old. I'm young.
What connection could be had?
Mary: You contradict
yourself often.
Oswald: Don't we all?
Part of possessing human flaws. Life is not kind and yet it's so nice.
Mary: I was married
young. He died. I never remarried. But I had many liaisons. I even played
Madame Armfeldt in "Little Night Music" so I could sing a condensed
version of my many liaisons in my life.
Oswald: I get the
reference. Very clever.
Mary: I love you,
Oswald. I know you will never return my love. I don't know why I've told you
this. You told me to do. Here I am doing. I am an idiot and a sex fiend and I'm
loose and hurt and lonely and despicable and old and..... but... remmember I'm
warm and affectionate and kind and pateitna dn loving.... but........
Oswald: I appreciate
your honesty, but enough is enough. Your time has passed. Leave me.
Mary: Yes. I shall.
(She exits.)
Oswald: Time will
tell if I have done as I ought to have done.
Mary: (Re-enters.)
You should lock your door after a woman whose heart you have broken has left.
Oswald: Noted.
Mary: I still love
you but I want to kill you.
Oswald: Obviously.
Mary: I never will.
Oswald: No.
Mary: I need to....
Oswald: Leave. Let
go. It's over.
Mary: But....
Oswald: It's over
Mary: It's just...
Oswald: Leave
Mary: Well, here I
go.......
Oswald: Wait.....
Come in, Clarisse.
Clarrise: Hello,
Lover.
Oswald: Clarisse,
meet Mary, the old hag who I rejected so I could have you.
Clarisse: Always nice
to meet a woman who I have bested
Mary: Oswald......
Clarisse: Come here,
baby (She and Oswald begin to embrace.)
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