Poetic Dentistry

...I'm a good writer...

Of all my great metaphors
That have sprung forth from my mind's tongue
And reached the printed page,

Of every line of prose,
Thrust forth for your convenience
And the sake of mankind

Of all of my similes,
That has droppeth down from me
Like heaven's gentle rain

The best one was
"Jittery as Gappy Pete's dentist."

Reviews

[Rita]

This, is why I laugh.

When the ultimate weirdo expresses himself through poetry.

Enjoyable read.

[lark]

haha...

on a side note, i'm introducing my sister to the awesomeness that is mighty mighty owen. she has this to say:

*chuckle* ... Gappy Pete's dentist... ... ... i don't get it...

[Hedra Helix]

hah ha, man I love your ego;)

[B. Lapinski]

nicely done....