Sovereign most certainly but only in terms of massive stupidity!

Stupidity at large!

By Stanley Collymore

 

He’s white, British, sixty two years old and lives in Abingdon,

Oxfordshire England with his female partner and their one-

year-old daughter; oh and in case you’re wondering his

name is Kevin Sheehan. Kevin to those who know him

well is what you might call a fish fanatic; in simple

terms that means he’s crazy about them and so in

the back garden of his Abingdon residence he’s

built a small fish pond which is scenic in nature, isn’t

out of place with, but on the contrary attractively

blends in with and moreover artistically and

structurally considerably enhances the

housing environment where he and

his family are happily residing.

 

An intended and loving decision that vitally provides

Kevin Sheehan’s chosen aquatic companions with

an impeccably suitable, thoroughly welcoming,

absolutely fortuitous for them all and a most

sheltered location surpassed by none and

where these specifically fortunate fish

can certainly in conformity with their

altruistically-minded benefactor’s

wish enjoyably and unrivalled live out the

remainder of their now pampered lives

evidently devoid of the customary

dangers they might otherwise

be usually faced with were

they residing in the wild.

 

A highly commendable solution you might have thought

that no sensible, intelligent, caring or logical person

could possibly find fault with but nevertheless is a

most suitable and prime candidate it would seem

in terms of a bandwagon category for patently

brain-dead morons or an inveterately stupid

organization ludicrously and vaingloriously

jump on; and one such organization that

has swallowed the bait on this one is a

body calling itself Sovereign that has

strongly taken great exception to what Kevin Sheehan

has done and accordingly ordered him to affect the

immediate demolition of what is essentially an

outdoor aquarium, since its very existence

comprises Sovereign irrationally argues

a mammoth impediment coupled with

a massive life-threatening situation

to of all people, burglar who having illegally

broken into Kevin Sheenan’s property and

with the clear intention of robbing him,

or worst still occasioning him and his

family harm, and therefore possibly

ignorant of the existence or even

location of his fish pond could

conceivable and accidentally,

is Sovereign’s daft position,

of their own volition fall

into it and get drowned!

 

© Stanley V. Collymore

26 May 2016.

 

 

Author’s Thoughts:

Rank stupidity is for any intelligent person hard to understand; however when it comes with the kind of rife intensity shown by sovereign it’s frankly beyond all imagination unless, of course, you’re in the same category of stupendously engrained foolhardiness as has been exemplified by Sovereign. And it begs the very obvious question to anyone, who can think logically that is, how on earth did evidently brain-dead morons come to be in possession of the jobs that they’ve somehow incredibly acquired in the first?

 

For using, just for argument sake, the ludicrous premise that Sovereign is using what next is this family or any other for that matter going to find itself subjected to? Being forced before they go to bed at nights to have their intended and much deserved sleep to make absolutely certain that they leave the lights on in their home just in case a burglar or any number of them come calling after having opted to illegally break into their victims’ home and were those summarily picked on NOT in Sovereign stipulated consideration for these burglars criminality, fail to leave all appropriate lights on to irrationally and according to the warped thinking of the likes of Sovereign will find themselves culpable for whatever unfortunate incident happens to these burglars if in the dark those burgling intruders who uninvited invaded their victims’ homes and in what is to them the unfamiliar environment of these residence coupled with the darkness they encountered there because the legal owner or resident in occupation inconsiderably either refused or omitted to leave the lights in their home, and as a consequence of which, poor things, one or more of these burglars tripped over something or other and either injured or, God forbid, accidentally killed themselves?

 

Guess what? It’s not their fault but that of the legal occupant of that residence! What madness is this, eh?